I'd love to exercise but I have all this sitting around to do.

plus I got diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma after collapsing out of breath during an intramural football game in college when I should have been in my physical prime (and had just spent five years running 100m dash and doing high jump with no problem) so anything cardio-related is a real fucking drag after five-ish minutes, especially now that I'm so out of shape.

I pirated Insanity last summer and nearly killed myself! After a week I trashed it, I just couldn't hang.

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