create a fake facebook page in his name saying "help me find my real dad". Spill all the beans about his family life you mentioned. Let people think he is doing it all. Tag a bunch of his people. Watch the shit show that ensues.

Folks probably right it's a bad idea to ratchet it up but you didn't ask us if you thought it was the right thing to do, you asked for ideas.

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