we bought a case of 40's (straight pimp shit) and we had small plastic cups and the rule was your cup could never be empty... so we crushed a case in 2 hours. when niggas left after playing tonk my roommate was so mad he lost money he threw every 40 bottle at dudes from the 3rd floor.

Same roommate stumbled in one night with his pants around his legs.. looked at me sitting on the couch and said "damn, you are always here"

I'm thinking WTF I live here.. then a fat ass bald headed prostitute walked in behind him and I understood why he was so mad. They proceeded to argue over the price for an hour.

nigga WTF are you doing???