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12747922, #TRAVELFACTS
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 09:44 AM
-80% of the Black women who are flight attendants for Delta are attractive...primarily the Atlanta based ones.

They truly make flying more enjoyable...especially when they wear boots and skirts.

-Southwest on the other hand, ugliest FA's across the board. I literally had an old man as a FA...I don't fly southwest anymore.

They need to do better.

-White women in Toronto love American Black men...it was hilarious how much love a brotha got up there.

If I swirled that would be my world.

-Plane farts are by far THEE WORST farts ever. Worser than beer farts, worser than dog farts.

Death is an acceptable act of punishment for people who fart on planes.

Add on please.

12747932, I suffer from terrible altitude farts.
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-11-15 09:51 AM
I can't fly anywhere without blowing it up. They usually don't stink, but when they do, LAWD JESUS.
12747937, Do better.
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 09:55 AM
12748233, do you claim them? lol...
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Mar-11-15 12:27 PM
12747936, FACT: ALL Toronto women love America Black men
Posted by Regina Rose, Wed Mar-11-15 09:54 AM

Its to the point where Toronto Black dudes will pretend to be American cop accents and everything

White women in Toronto love American Black men...it was
>hilarious how much love a brotha got up there.
>
>If I swirled that would be my world.
--

Another fact-if you get on the plane ashy you will be ashy-er when you get off

On a cruise it is possible smuggle on alcohol and save yourself a guap of money
12747939, FACT!
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 09:56 AM
12747994, oh really
Posted by ambient1, Wed Mar-11-15 10:23 AM
12748000, Bruh...mash up to Toronto
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 10:29 AM
Step off the plane

Open up your arms

And wait.

They can see it on you.
12748053, sit your black ass down somewhere. please.
Posted by earthseed, Wed Mar-11-15 10:50 AM
12748236, shh.. why you hatin?
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Mar-11-15 12:28 PM
Canadians aren't white...

they are french vanilla
12748583, lol @ french vanilla. and that fool knows why i said what i did. lol
Posted by earthseed, Wed Mar-11-15 03:31 PM
he's my pretend brother, i can talk to him like that.
12748455, Tell me more about this cruise booze smuggling...
Posted by ChiBrownSkinLady, Wed Mar-11-15 02:32 PM
I'm going on one in a month. This is quite relevant to my interests. lol
12748556, Fill standard water bottles with vodka...
Posted by doublearon258, Wed Mar-11-15 03:19 PM
or any clear booze of your choice. They sell replacement sealed caps on various sites online (i.e. http://camocaps.net/). Put the new caps on the booze-filled bottles and you're good to go!
12748844, just get refillable flat water bottles...
Posted by Regina Rose, Wed Mar-11-15 09:15 PM
Fill em up after your flight before boarding the cruise you can either a)put them in your luggage or b)rock rm in a fisherman vest pockets

Just DON'T have them.in your hand luggage

You can do something similar for certain drugs depending on your embarking port
12748503, RE: FACT: ALL Toronto women love America Black men
Posted by Numba_33, Wed Mar-11-15 03:01 PM
>
>Its to the point where Toronto Black dudes will pretend to be
>American cop accents and everything
>
>White women in Toronto love American Black men...it was
>>hilarious how much love a brotha got up there.
>>
>>If I swirled that would be my world.
>--


Is this true only for American Black Men? I guess this is hard to answer since you're speaking only from your experience, but I wonder if the women are more approachable because Canadians are more polite than Americans. I've never been to Canada, but I asking based on the stereotype of Canadians being polite to the point of it being ridiculous.
12748574, Oh, word? *checks for cheap flight/hotel combos*
Posted by 8-bit, Wed Mar-11-15 03:26 PM
12749983, THIS is ABSOLUTE FACT
Posted by Hamsterline, Thu Mar-12-15 03:19 PM
".....and he's American" followed by "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

and yes, some (thirsty) Toronto black dudes will try to cop the American accent. It's hilarious. I've caught them out when I had them recite the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner or the pledge of allegiance.

12747951, Q39 bbq in Kansas City...
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 10:03 AM
is the best BBQ in the nation hands down.

FACT!
12747969, No, the seat cushion doesn't "trap" your farts
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Wed Mar-11-15 10:11 AM
It just delays the release... thereby extending the torment to your neighbors.
12747985, everyone feels when someone is kicking the back of their seat
Posted by Regina Rose, Wed Mar-11-15 10:18 AM
parents stop waiting for a complaint before you speak to your child

Its always best to do the "courtesy look back" before reclining your seat even if you plan on moving it back regardless of the situation behind you
12747990, I generally don't mind kids however...
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 10:22 AM
parents who are too lenient w/ the child's behavior on a flight are morons deserving of a facial slap.

Babies are the only exception.
12747995, what commercial airline is better than Lufthansa?
Posted by Crash Bandacoot, Wed Mar-11-15 10:23 AM
clean, decent food, and solid build.

12748002, I had a very good experience with Lufthansa
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-11-15 10:29 AM
worst MAJOR international carrier? British Airways. If you're not in first class, that shit is miserable.


Best minor international airline: Pakistan International Airlines...mostly for the food
12748622, IT. IS. MISERABLE. IN. FIRST. CLASS.
Posted by soulpsychodelicyde, Wed Mar-11-15 03:55 PM
Never again.
12748080, to be honest China Airlines was great to me
Posted by Regina Rose, Wed Mar-11-15 11:03 AM
That airline be feeding you multiple times on a 2 hour flight, hot towels in coach(!)


Qatar Airways was nice ..until I got on a flight destined to Sri Lanka then things got developing country-y
12748108, ooohh qatar
Posted by Crash Bandacoot, Wed Mar-11-15 11:18 AM
shit looks nice.




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12748226, Emirates. Hands down.
Posted by AnaStezia, Wed Mar-11-15 12:23 PM
12748253, ppl say emirates, but flying them back-to-back Cathay > emirates
Posted by Riot, Wed Mar-11-15 12:40 PM
not that anything was wrong on emirates

etihad has a good rep as well
12748562, Good to hear about Lufthansa, but I like Etihad
Posted by Latina212, Wed Mar-11-15 03:21 PM
12748575, air france, klm and definitely Qatar Airways
Posted by thegodcam, Wed Mar-11-15 03:26 PM
I think most Asian and mideastern airlines r top notch
12748855, i don't trust klm
Posted by Crash Bandacoot, Wed Mar-11-15 09:30 PM
>


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"There is much temptation to use what has worked before,
even when it may exceed its effective scope."

"Roll me further bitch"
12749864, why?
Posted by thegodcam, Thu Mar-12-15 02:15 PM
12750071, Pan Am (RIP)
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Thu Mar-12-15 03:59 PM
Nothing will top Pan Am as far as service and class, nothing.
12748035, when i checked my bag the agent says:
Posted by morpheme, Wed Mar-11-15 10:44 AM
i see you're celebrating st. patrick's day early. (referring to my hair)

i reply
i see you've got jokes all year round.

he shows me his badge
we've got the same last name
"we family, i had to get you."
12748084, thank you for this come back
Posted by Regina Rose, Wed Mar-11-15 11:05 AM
I get the same 'joke' and usually just ignore it

12748227, i'm confused. why do you have green hair?
Posted by FLUIDJ, Wed Mar-11-15 12:23 PM

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12748242, to GET DIS MONEY
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Mar-11-15 12:31 PM
12748244, *throws up gang signs*
Posted by morpheme, Wed Mar-11-15 12:33 PM
12748247, hey hey....hey hey HEY.....
Posted by FLUIDJ, Wed Mar-11-15 12:34 PM
LMAO
12748085, I sat on the tarmac for 3 hours yesterday :(
Posted by Very-Effortless, Wed Mar-11-15 11:05 AM
6 hour delay in total. American Airlines did throw some love my way in the form of 5000 miles.
12748132, AA is thumbs down in my book.
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 11:35 AM
12748235, they're already ruining USAir
Posted by ALmighty44, Wed Mar-11-15 12:28 PM
But that's what happens when a big dog moves in. Happened with us. SWA folks were like "Fuck Air Tran! We're bigger and better." Three years in and they still haven't figured out how to work the international flights and are slowly implementing Air Tran policies. Shit is comical.

USAir is better off as they are but American got the money so they're calling the shots.
12748408, I have an $800 w/ US airways
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 02:04 PM
Within the last two months probably been in NC abt 10 times...I still haven't used that credit because I don't like AA.

Only Delta over here.
12748286, finds a roach in food, no worries... NEXT MEAL IS ON US!!!
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Mar-11-15 12:57 PM
12748151, #shatravelfacts
Posted by Sha, Wed Mar-11-15 11:46 AM
domestically I only fly 2 airlines. Southwest and Delta. All the others can suck it. From customer service at the ticket desk to flight attendants. LOL
12748163, southwest
Posted by EspritLibre, Wed Mar-11-15 11:50 AM
people with hips should not choose to sit beside strangers with hips. we sitting in each other laps at 38,000 feet
12748172, long haul flights
Posted by EspritLibre, Wed Mar-11-15 11:55 AM
pee early during the first meal. bathrooms go downhill quickly after
12748173, is it better to go through a travel agent or piece deals together yourself?
Posted by SooperEgo, Wed Mar-11-15 11:56 AM
12748229, travel agents might be better for off-the-grid, road less travelled stuff
Posted by John Forte, Wed Mar-11-15 12:23 PM
just because it's harder to book that stuff online.
12748223, Maaaaan...that's ATL flight attendants period/ #FlyingDrunk
Posted by ALmighty44, Wed Mar-11-15 12:21 PM
When we were Air Tran I used to looooooooooove working those ATL flights abs since that was our hub it was pretty much all of them.

Me and this dude got trapped by a baby dump. Plane was 10 minutes from landing so nobody could get up, baby behind us starts crying, I sniffed, he looked at me, I looked at him, we bonded over the pain that our nose hairs were going through at that moment

Al's Travel Fact: never think it's okay to finish a fifth of aƱejo on a 4 flight. 90 proof rum and 36,000 feet of altitude do NOT mix #RugRuined

Btw...Southwest is taking up a Toronto route next year. Caribana here I come! *high five, eh*
12748316, Where we on the same flight today ?
Posted by select_from_where, Wed Mar-11-15 01:13 PM
Was just about to post this

Atlanta to New Orleans
12748342, KC back to ATL then to Charlotte.
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Mar-11-15 01:22 PM
12748515, Y'all know about using a VPN when booking flights/car rentals?
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Wed Mar-11-15 03:06 PM
Sometimes you can get a substantially cheaper price by changing you IP address and letting them think you are in a different location.

https://www.goldenfrog.com/take-back-your-internet/infographics/save-money-on-flights-and-car-rentals-with-vyprvpn
12748846, airport security
Posted by Crash Bandacoot, Wed Mar-11-15 09:22 PM
last two times that i travelled to europe and back
coming from amsterdam, i was pulled aside in philly and
greeted with a very thorough bag check, seemed like they
were hoping to find something. and just a few days ago, coming
from brussels to newark and was singled out and stopped by airport
security asking tons of questions. i thought i was profiled both
times and it was a bit unnerving after long flights. they're
looking for the wrong things. i almost lost my mind.

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12748857, Respectfully, homes, Fung Wah bus farts
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Mar-11-15 09:32 PM
At least planes got some sort of air pressure/circulation system in place.


For $30 round trip, Fung Wah ain't doin all that. Just brew in it.