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12746088, the weekly cargo shorts post.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 04:17 PM
its abt to get hot & i honestly dont understand WHAT you dudes DO wear when its warm outside?

personally im a umbro & flip flops kinda dude. above the knee, see them rectus femoris striations.

but it really blows me that cats honestly feel weird wearing cargo shorts.

like...seriously. what else is there to wear?

like...its hot & you going to the movies on a saturday afternoon. if you put on some jeans youre a fucking clown.

so what do you wear?


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746097, Boardshorts brah. The more tribal designs the better
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Mar-09-15 04:18 PM
http://www.muaythaistuff.com/media/catalog/product/cache/7/image/650x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/t/u/tuf-mmas303_b.jpg

12746100, nothing but short shorts.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Mar-09-15 04:20 PM
http://images.askmen.com/360x360/fashion/galleries/short-shorts-on-men-1095238-OneByOne.jpg

too bad there aren't stores that stock several styles of men's clothing including shorts for men to browse to help them select which kind of shorts they want.

those men's rights ppl should get on that. post haste.
12746108, a lungi
Posted by guru0509, Mon Mar-09-15 04:22 PM
http://www.fullstopindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Indian-man-wearing-short-lungi.jpg
12746120, well hell, this is what i need! why isnt this for sale @ walmart?
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 04:26 PM
give me some SPACE if you know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge

^^^^^thats a cock size joke.

in case you missed it.


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746405, its just cotton cloth man...
Posted by guru0509, Tue Mar-10-15 12:34 AM
its just a particular way wrap it around yourself..

theres a way to do so you even get "pockets" lol

in india, only children and foreigners wear shorts. it can be 100 degrees and dudes will be in pants.
12746165, im with it like a MF.
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon Mar-09-15 04:50 PM
That shit would KILL in my preferred party scene

No utility tho
12746111, jean shorts too, of course.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Mar-09-15 04:23 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XdYZMtyx2Xg/TmfB1S2UNyI/AAAAAAAAALg/yLv34lPvQ_4/s1600/oldguyshort.jpg
12746114, denim undies, leather sandals.
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Mar-09-15 04:24 PM
a rebel without a cause
12746148, he's living the dream.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Mar-09-15 04:40 PM
12746121, whoa.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 04:27 PM
2nd scariest image ive seen today next to the reimaging of pennywise from the new It remake


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746115, studies show cats who wear cargo shorts are 5x more likely to "bro" you
Posted by Government Name, Mon Mar-09-15 04:25 PM
i dont find anything offensive about them, but i dont wear them.
12746125, i basically only rock shorts like these nowadays:
Posted by Government Name, Mon Mar-09-15 04:28 PM
https://www.jcrew.com/mens_category/shortsswim/clubshorts/PRDOVR~A0873/A0873.jsp

if im slumming it, im not above rocking some ball shorts out. you can also rock lighter pants in the summer time. you can make it from you air conditioned crib to your air conditioned car without your dick melting off. more often than not.
12746132, i will fuck w/ some madras shorts. like idiotically bright jounts
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 04:31 PM
more pastel. MORE flamingos & palm trees.

i will also sport bright ass golf pants.


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746128, a properly fitting pair of bermuda shorts
Posted by double negative, Mon Mar-09-15 04:30 PM
12746131, pssht....*tucks Galaxy Note 4 into right cargo pocket*
Posted by FLUIDJ, Mon Mar-09-15 04:31 PM
*scoops up the lil one in the left arm*
*walks comfortably to the park with a spare diaper, boogie wipes, juice box & slice of bread in the left pocket.*
*WINS at being a practical ass Dad*
.
12746137, im judging you for that dumb ass tv size phone.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 04:33 PM
its only a matter of time before someone invents the tabphone & cats really do have ipad size phones they can immd facetime on...& walk around looking at someone while they talk to them...which is stupid.

meaning ill get one like 3 yrs after they drop


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746146, lol..aye, I got bad eyes and like taking good pictures.....
Posted by FLUIDJ, Mon Mar-09-15 04:37 PM
on the fly. Samsung just does it right.
Once you go big, you can't go back.....
Note 2 was my first and it's been on ever since.....
12746150, ^^walkin around with a TI-86 sized brick
Posted by guru0509, Mon Mar-09-15 04:41 PM
12746282, phablet
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Mar-09-15 07:24 PM
12746139, Why cargo shorts? What are you hauling around in those pockets
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Mon Mar-09-15 04:33 PM
I'm anti-shorts anyways since I'm not a child.
But bulky cargo pockets just add an extra layer of ridiculousness
12746142, if you got chicken legs just say it
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Mar-09-15 04:35 PM
12746178, Yup. This hate comes from a deep place
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Mon Mar-09-15 04:59 PM
12746162, god gave me these legs, to not share them with the world...?
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 04:47 PM
Its just wrong.
12746147, I wear cargo shorts and my pockets of full of Give-a-damns.
Posted by Case_One, Mon Mar-09-15 04:38 PM

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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
12746157, fuck anyone that has something to say about my cargo shorts...
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Mar-09-15 04:43 PM
... and my jean shorts.

Loose fitting and to the knee. Fuck it, I'm comfortable. Every dude with something to say about it prolly has something from the Gangstalicious Collection on when it gets warm

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12746158, I wear cargo shorts. They're slim and come ABOVE the knee
Posted by John Forte, Mon Mar-09-15 04:43 PM
12746168, ^^^^
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Mar-09-15 04:52 PM
12746164, i support this post
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon Mar-09-15 04:48 PM
i love cargo shorts

Sometimes i go on adventures spanning 12-18 hours so that means a phone charger, a snack, an extra pack of cigs, other various smoking implements, etc

Id carry a satchel but i know id lose that shit quick
12746166, there are some acceptable cargos*link*
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Mar-09-15 04:51 PM
http://www.express.com/clothing/10+inch+belted+cargo+shorts/pro/3612566/cat360014

I'd wear these
12746170, word.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Mar-09-15 04:53 PM
i have a pair of black cargos that i don't wear b/c they're too small now. but they're slim fitting and hit just above the knee. i think they came from H&M or Zara.
12746176, aint nothing acceptable from express
Posted by Kim Jong Trill, Mon Mar-09-15 04:58 PM

Fuck your fort!
12746291, express is just a rebranding of something i actually already liked
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon Mar-09-15 07:33 PM
I shopped at Structure when it was still that

But i went to an all boys catholic high school in the 90s so thats a given
12747408, lol
Posted by guru0509, Tue Mar-10-15 06:04 PM
>I shopped at Structure when it was still that
>
>But i went to an all boys catholic high school in the 90s so
>thats a given
12746370, False
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Mar-09-15 10:14 PM
12746169, camo or khaki?
Posted by Kim Jong Trill, Mon Mar-09-15 04:52 PM
camo cargos, black v neck & black nike ankle socks = real nigga fit
Fuck your fort!
12746172, Both.
Posted by Case_One, Mon Mar-09-15 04:54 PM

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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
12746173, Y'all wear cargo pants too?
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Mon Mar-09-15 04:55 PM
I rarely see those nowadays except for the guys who shop at the military surplus store.

I'm just trying to understand why you'd desire the extra functionality of the cargo pockets in the summertime. But be willing to part with it in the winter time.
12746174, jackets have extra pockets.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Mar-09-15 04:56 PM
no jackets in summer but some dudes still (think they) need those pockets.
12746175, I got a pair of wool cargos.
Posted by John Forte, Mon Mar-09-15 04:57 PM
12746179, nope. sweats.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 05:00 PM
Full al bundy


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746180, because in the summer u can spend half a day outdoors
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon Mar-09-15 05:05 PM
Or more
12746187, i dont own a pair of sandals.this spring that'll change.recommendations?
Posted by BigJazz, Mon Mar-09-15 05:15 PM
post some pics
12746210, $5 flip flops from old navy
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 05:36 PM
Get them toes worked over by mama San at see these hands pedicure and salon

Rather spend that bread on birkenstocks prolly


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746219, sandals and flip flops = two things I'll never wear
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Mar-09-15 05:46 PM
Nope. Not gonna do it.

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12746235, can't drink Malibu either. I bet you watch aot of csi.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 05:57 PM
One of them introvert pale people. You need a tan.


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746246, dawg... you wear flip flops and drink Malibu in the city
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Mar-09-15 06:04 PM
if there was ever a toot-booty combination for a male, this is it.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12746254, pedicured toes too. I'm not gay but I understand your confusion
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 06:23 PM
You'll come around in a few years.

Again...I'm ridiculously attractive. God didn't make me this hot to be under a bunch of clothes during the spring and summer. I'm actually doing you schlub types a favor. Your gal sees me in the grocery store & ogles...comes home, tells you all about me. Then basically rapes you that night. Guess who shes thinking abt, player? Not you. Thats actually my pussy you in. But I'm letting you lease it.


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746340, is that you in the sig???
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Mar-09-15 08:37 PM
You look like the type of dude that gets dissed by high school chicks wearin hand-me-down UGGS and bad lace fronts.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12746350, of course it is!
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 09:15 PM
What you got a problem with my suit?! #pinkiesup you uncouth barbarian

You already know what I'm sipping on in that pic too


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746510, LMAO!!!!! I NOW see the genius in Bin's sig........
Posted by FLUIDJ, Tue Mar-10-15 08:07 AM
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12747479, im dying...he played it perfectly.
Posted by guru0509, Tue Mar-10-15 07:28 PM
12747481, Thats crichmonkey, not bin.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Mar-10-15 07:32 PM
12746368, Lmao! sig worty
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Mar-09-15 10:13 PM
>You'll come around in a few years.
>
>Again...I'm ridiculously attractive. God didn't make me this
>hot to be under a bunch of clothes during the spring and
>summer.
12746285, beach has to be in walking distance for my toes to be out
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Mar-09-15 07:28 PM
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12746337, nah b, walking towards my spot on the beach I'm in these
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Mar-09-15 08:32 PM
http://adidas-shoes.mototerra.net/image/data/Adidas-Slippers/Adidas-Beach-Surf-2-Generation-Shoes-Men-Red-White-Specials-Super-Discount-41.jpg

Once I'm at the spot, shoes come off and it's barefoot from that point on.

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12747238, Can't go wrong with a pair of Birkenstocks
Posted by Actuals, Tue Mar-10-15 03:54 PM
http://www.zappos.com/birkenstock-arizona-soft-footbed-leather-unisex-iron
12747239, Can't go wrong with a pair of Birkenstocks
Posted by Actuals, Tue Mar-10-15 03:54 PM
http://www.zappos.com/birkenstock-arizona-soft-footbed-leather-unisex-iron
12746211, never understood the sandal slander, but then again..cultural differences
Posted by guru0509, Mon Mar-09-15 05:38 PM

12746212, Rocking my camo ones today
Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Mar-09-15 05:38 PM
12746239, Folks in this post looking like...
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Mon Mar-09-15 05:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Wk8sWku.jpg
12746242, ^^^^^^sad but true - Metallica nm
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 06:00 PM

does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746272, happy, fulfilled, satisfied,comfortable, well fed,zerofcksgiven??
Posted by FLUIDJ, Mon Mar-09-15 07:01 PM
yuuuup
12746286, that would be ok without all the accoutrements
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon Mar-09-15 07:30 PM
But the hat, pendant, and bag are a little much
12746243, Flip flops? Yikes
Posted by SimplyHannah, Mon Mar-09-15 06:04 PM
12746255, meanwhile the dude you with prolly got a hoop earring in each ear.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 06:25 PM
Geek down, ratchpunzel


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746256, Most men have terrible feet
Posted by SimplyHannah, Mon Mar-09-15 06:30 PM
And I really don't be wanting to see em.
12746257, we all got our lil preferences.
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Mar-09-15 06:32 PM
I keep my heels ashy too so you know its real


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746247, aint nothing wrong with cargos...denims are on the way back
Posted by ambient1, Mon Mar-09-15 06:08 PM
Or should I say back
12746280, I'm live in SoCal bruh, we wear plaid cargo shorts 12 mths a year
Posted by FILF, Mon Mar-09-15 07:19 PM
http://images.destinationxl.com/is/image/CasualMale/p96460?$
12746283, I wear them.
Posted by Sepia., Mon Mar-09-15 07:26 PM
I'm a woman, so maybe that doesn't count since we can get away with wearing shorts above the ass crease.

But. I think cargo shorts are cool. All those pockets, you don't even need a purse.
I like a utilitarian style, which obviously caters to men. Good thing I'm not afraid to cross dress!
12746295, ^My kind of woman
Posted by FILF, Mon Mar-09-15 07:37 PM
12746342, The official suburban dad uniform
Posted by bigkarma, Mon Mar-09-15 08:44 PM
I was volunteering with some other dads at my kids school, putting up tents for a festival, and noticed we all had on a variation of the same outfit.

cargo shorts

polo or tee. the tees were either something from a 10K, Spartan race, CrossFit...etc.; some ironic Urban Outfitters style logo of a classic movie or product; or some indie band, past or present (to show we're still hip).

high end running shoes or hiking shoes
12746343, i still rock them shits...not paying these trends any mind
Posted by gumz, Mon Mar-09-15 08:53 PM
i don't wear huge bulky ones but they are right at the knee and fit well...i rock them with some boat shoes or flip flops

12746373, no bs
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Mar-09-15 10:19 PM
I rock them shits too.

I learned to stop listening to okp about trends, from cloths to music to movies.
12746374, first it was jorts, nah niggas hating on cargo shorts?
Posted by homer_pimpson225, Mon Mar-09-15 10:20 PM
What these niggas wear in the summer?
12746486, ^^^this is what im hollering
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Mar-10-15 07:50 AM
what else is left to wear?

its basically hoop shorts & thats it


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746386, 3 submissions:
Posted by TRENDone, Mon Mar-09-15 10:41 PM
true religion cargo shorts: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2BBS-HIHKL._SY445_.jpg

polo cargo shorts: http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/1277788/29267699/0/1350960113/ralph_lauren_Miller_Cargo_Short_for_men_Polo_shorts_denim_military_beach_shorts.jpg

nike sweat shorts...

above the knee: http://cdna.lystit.com/photos/2012/04/12/nike-grey-classic-sweat-shorts-product-2-3207417-390663987_large_flex.jpeg

below the knee: http://cdnd.lystit.com/photos/2013/09/13/nike-white-sweat-shorts-pick-up-game-34-product-1-13454700-586219168_large_flex.jpeg

this decade imo is all about prints & sock game. camo cargos will always be in style. if you must wear jorts, roll them up above the knee. get some flower or cheetah print shorts if you wanna be a swag fag hypebeast & totally on fleek...
12746492, it's sad that you had to type all that lol...its been the demo for
Posted by ambient1, Tue Mar-10-15 07:54 AM
like the past 5yrs
12746962, Lol I know right? I was bored.
Posted by TRENDone, Tue Mar-10-15 12:42 PM
12746501, SIR! if you pay retail for gatdamn sweat SHORTS, slap yourself.
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Mar-10-15 08:00 AM
if you dont go to the fucking goodwill & buy some old sweats & just cut them shits, you silly bamma

....

i blame women for this


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12746392, This place is above everything. The same Boho jokers that
Posted by Case_One, Mon Mar-09-15 10:50 PM
don't wash their jeans.

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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
12746406, RE: the weekly cargo shorts post.
Posted by neuro_OSX, Tue Mar-10-15 12:48 AM
hilarious...

I wore cargo shorts back in the day, though now when it gets super hot I usually sport some linen trousers or pair of Thai style fisherman pants made from linen, all about the air flow yo !! For whatever reason as I've gotten older I prefer my legs to not be exposed.. shrug.. go figure
12747243, Booty shorts all summer.
Posted by 8-bit, Tue Mar-10-15 03:57 PM
Just like this:
http://explorepahistory.com/kora/files/1/2/1-2-1423-25-ExplorePAHistory-a0l1a0-a_349.JPG
12747405, How is he running in those chuck taylors ?
Posted by neuro_OSX, Tue Mar-10-15 06:02 PM
If I take 10 steps my heals hurt like a mug wearing those damn shoes and I know they didn't have innersoles back in the day.. damn!
12747265, I am just glad we killed jean shorts. No defenders left.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Tue Mar-10-15 04:13 PM

**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r
12747270, i assume all of the cargo shorts or nothin! crowd shops at Kohl's.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Mar-10-15 04:15 PM
or Sears. or JC Penney. or some other stores that have an incredibly limited selection of shorts for men. b/c otherwise this question makes no sense.

wanna know what other shorts are available? GO TO A STORE. other than Wal-Mart. it's not rocket science.
12747272, #actually
Posted by ambient1, Tue Mar-10-15 04:16 PM
12747273, sir youre on drugs.
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Mar-10-15 04:17 PM
Jorts will never die.
12747425, Slowly but surely, cargo pockets will be shamed to death
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Tue Mar-10-15 06:15 PM
Then we can focus on ridding the world of all short pants.

It is the progressive agenda #2016
12747279, ready for this one? i dont even wear jeans
Posted by dba_BAD, Tue Mar-10-15 04:21 PM
next level
12747406, RE: ready for this one? i dont even wear jeans
Posted by neuro_OSX, Tue Mar-10-15 06:03 PM
Morris Day, is that you ? HAHA