Sometimes I wonder that if I wasn't so shallow during my college years, would I have ended up with a certain woman. She didn't meet my then narrow criteria for attractiveness, but she was ride or die for a brother, an absolute beast in the sack, and gave the most spectacular head EVER...

...EVER!

Ironically she is now an out and proud lesbian.

What a horrible waste of talent. That is unless that particular set of skills is transferable.