I don't mean tokp's version of unattractive(and I don't like to call people ugly), I mean someone who you would not want to be caught in public with by anyone. But the sex was so good you couldn't stop thinking about it.

you ever see a cute ugly person?

I'm talking cigarette face and voice, bad teeth.

>I don't mean tokp's version of unattractive(and I don't like
>to call people ugly), I mean someone who you would not want to
>be caught in public with by anyone. But the sex was so good
>you couldn't stop thinking about it.

Average-looking women? Yeah. Unattractive? Nah.

i met a girl at a summer camp who was fun to hang with and was a good kisser. i was curious about what else she could do so i entertained some flirtation and we had some dates. but ultimately she just wasn't my thing physically and i was on the verge of coming out so i just let her go.

and i've been w/a few guys who...well, it's clear i just wanted to get laid and i did. one guy i wouldn't allow in my apartment bldg - we always hooked up outside in alleys and stairwells. and there was another guy i met online and he was just a'ight physically but the sex was off the chain. he really wanted me to be his boyfriend but i was not with it b/c he was exceptionally corny and not cute enough. i ran into him at a pride parade during the time i was entertaining him and i hung out w/him holding hands and engaging in PDA mostly b/c i was feeling lonely and i wanted to get laid that night. but being seen w/him in public kinda made me hate myself.

he said her body was the TRUUUUTH

but he was smart because his whole life would have changed if we knew about it back then.

but it was worth it

told her she could swing back through 1 more time...

but only after 3AM

Sometimes I wonder that if I wasn't so shallow during my college years, would I have ended up with a certain woman. She didn't meet my then narrow criteria for attractiveness, but she was ride or die for a brother, an absolute beast in the sack, and gave the most spectacular head EVER...

...EVER!

Ironically she is now an out and proud lesbian.

What a horrible waste of talent. That is unless that particular set of skills is transferable.

I used to work at this record store, and there was a Taco Bell across the street.

We used to come to work...uhhh...influenced...alot, so I was always going over there, flirtin with the chics there and what not, and the manager would flirt back heavy.

Broad chic...I mean, shoulders like Kevin Willis broad..with a mole right in the middle of her forehead. She threw the gauntlet down, so I accepted. She aint have me feenin like that...but she was high on the list. Decent head game too.

I stopped messing with her when she wouldnt help me tint my windows one sunday.




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Wouldnt be seen in public with or find attractive.

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fixed it for you..lol

So why you feel the need to interject with this extra ass bullshit is beyond me.

Please hit dog holler somewhere the fuck else, I ain't in the mood.

you are consistently the voice of deep opposition when it comes to all sex related posts, without fail if there is a post about sex the post that runs COUNTER to conventional thinking is always yours.

its not that you dont like or dont do certain things

its that you consistently find it IMPOSSIBLE that people do things other than the way you do things.

for once be open to the idea that there are other ways to be and do things and thats alright.

so, yeah, go ahead, call me words if it makes you happy, at the end of the day I'm still amazing.



and this is a message board, we are all talking to each other.

>so, yeah, go ahead, call me words if it makes you happy, at
>the end of the day I'm still amazing.
>
>

Goodbye.

>you are consistently the voice of deep opposition when it
>comes to all sex related posts, without fail if there is a
>post about sex the post that runs COUNTER to conventional
>thinking is always yours.

even on this here site
there is a wide spectrum of sexual behavior

>>you are consistently the voice of deep opposition when it
>>comes to all sex related posts, without fail if there is a
>>post about sex the post that runs COUNTER to conventional
>>thinking is always yours.
>
>even on this here site
>there is a wide spectrum of sexual behavior

majority opinion

or at least there is a level of understand (for the most part) that people live differently

sure, case one has his hang ups

and we get on crisco and his harem

but uh, its pretty much do you and I'll do me here

>Wouldnt be seen in public with or find attractive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ6y6-DTDbM


Let my love slide in and never slip out

sex to be tied to a relationship...which is cool, I'm not knocking that because on the real that's how it should be...

but there will come a point in life where you may just want the physical without all the emotional...

>sex to be tied to a relationship...which is cool, I'm not
>knocking that because on the real that's how it should be...
>
>but there will come a point in life where you may just want
>the physical without all the emotional...


That shit dosent compute to me at all lol. Id dry up or be disgusted.. or combination of the two.

for anyone to believe you don't know WTF we are talking about.

at least once a week you are clutching your pearls because you realize a lot of people don't think like you do.

accept it
accept who you are

and

keep it moving.

It'll be better for everybody that way.

maybe some women are size queens and now days the dick pic might reel one in
but generally i don't think chicks are fucking dudes they think are UGLY

dudes fucking butter faces is a different story though

see:

liz lemon and the beeper king for a pop culture version of this

She can play dumb but she has admitted a nigga getting money is a turn on.

Now maybe SHE wont bust it open for one of those ugly rich niggas but aint no reason to act like she doesnt understand why a woman would.

Women are WAY more forgiving about dude's looks than vice versa

Sheeitt...Sam Cassell AND Tyrone Hill had PLENTY chicks...if it were just about the looks, aint' no amount of $ in the WORLD would save those dudes

Man...

...POLE skinny ass chick that wore braces... nothin to look at

PHENOMENAL head game tho... and she swallowed.

I was lookin for her in the daytime with a flashlight.

>
>I was lookin for her in the daytime with a flashlight.

LOL. Good one. I'm stealing that.

Def had sex with people I wouldn't date, but feenin for some pussy from an ugmug, no

I couldn't bring myself to dumping her.

but she was fun and loved sex...we had a lot of great sex but we never left the house. i just used to head over there, we'd get it in, maybe grub, watch a movie...get it in...that was it. it was fun while it lasted.

I still remember her dome skills


it got to a point where I would pick her up with my dick already out, getting road head all the way back to my spot.

pussy was on point too, but I would fiend for her brain sessions

human sexuality is weird

i just wanted to experience it

back when Luther's song was out.

the 'creep move' was the jawn that you wasn't necessarily tryna be seen w/ by day. for all of the above. "creep creep creep CREEEP" (c) loofa

cats would be like, "oh, don't think i ain't see you after the house party creepin' w/ loretta".

but now bill cosby ass ni&&as done effed up the semantics and v. 'to creep' means you on some pervy/weird/stalkerish/ped/deviant shit.

that should be a sidebar, how slang meanings can deviate crazy over time.

i used to think some shit was universal, adn one of the first social pieces of college life was sorting out our synonyms for different stuff.

side side note: for the longest we called hooping 'balling'. and one time me and my uncle reg (who is 3 yrs older than me, so he was really more like a big brother to me) were talking about going to the court around my uncle phillip, and we mentioned something about ballin and dude's eyes got all wide. then he explained that back in his day (60's i guess) that meant having sex.

NOOOO that's not what the fk we was tawmbout. he knew it via context, but as i'm now older, i can see how his association w/ the language was fixed, so it was jarring for him to hear a familiar term w/ a completely different connotation.

peace & blessings,

x.

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We called hooping balling.

lol.

now, i'm not sure if there's another meaning for hoopin besides the obvious. making hoop skirts?

but yeah, i use the transitory property of ebonics most frequently.

peace & blessings,

x.

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I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just
focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and
not having much to show for it. (c) mad

I don't even recall when it got co-opted either....
.

that it stopped being a cool term to use. It is kinda humorous that he also has a song called "Trapped In The Closet" though.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

Cuban immigrant bull dyke. All I could remember thinking to myself "WTH did I just get myself into?" when she came into the room naked, but her head game was damn good and the way she rode me until I nutted? HOLY ****!

All the dudes in here postin bout boogerwolves having top notch head game. I can attest to that.

Ladies, them bum niggas be eating the box like they playin pac man with they tongue?

they know you don't wanna be seen with them in public, take em out, take em home at decent hours, etc etc

so they gotta apply that brain knowledge to keep you comin back

I hit a couple of chubsters in my day and I'll be dammed if it wasn't the gushiest of the gushy

this reminds me of a line from Malcolm X autobio: ugly women work harder

the extra mile to prove they're worth loving.

> ugly women
>work harder

I told her I didn't believe her...

she wasn't lying.

I met an old White woman that claimed to give "dynamite" blow jobs. And then I tried her out one day and helplessly screaming "OH ****" as she sucked me off so methodically, nutting in her mouth. Greatest blow job I ever gotten to date.

and a nigga ended up legit sweating her.
she had big fake tiddies.
and a reallllly nice body
especially considering she was in high school when I was born and had a daughter my age.
but yeah.
I was sprung.
and every time I hit her up she never hit me back.
because she goes to bed at 8
because she's old.
I miss her.

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but yeah.... the old people struggle is real



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make a woman feel protected, bust that thang out, good things will follow.

usually i have a pretty good idea of what time it is at first glance, like if i feel an attraction, the sex will be good and vice versa. the only surprises i have had have been the occasional disappointment, hot ass chick that is boring in the sack.

I'm fucking with you..

But I do think life is more fun when you fuck prettier AND an uglier women or 2 or (insert number)

and it's probably because they know how to work what they have.

To the point where from that point afterward I judged every girl based on how she did it. Looks-wise she didn't have a lot going on outside of a big booty. smh

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