we lived in these suites that were astonishingly big for a dorm. it was my roommate and i on one side, two other kids on the other and a shared bathroom that joined the rooms.

this one kid, nice but kind of a doofus, was using my shit like it was his for whatever reason. i noticed that my shampoo and conditioner were suddenly getting cashed much more quickly.

so when one ran out, i didn't replace it immediately. instead i put some icy hot up in the conditioner and just waited for a scream. it was glorious. later i heard some people do that on purpose to combat hair loss. weird.