12742750, I had to evict tenants last year... Posted by murderbear, Wed Mar-04-15 11:48 PM
Actually about 18 months ago
They owed me thousands
And for the last 18 months I been paying two mortgages.
Well, I sold that house last week, at a profit of zero dollars
Went to do a final walk through and there was some mail from capital one address to old tenants.
Something told me to open it, it was an address change confirmation.
They now live exactly two blocks from me, I rode by there one night and peeped his car
Now I'm scheming on the low Plotting on the low
It will not end well
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