My mom and I were driving from a wedding reception to the after party in a foreign Norcal mountain town. I was mighty drunk and wanted fast food. We rolled up to the speaker and I told my mom I wanted a Jumbo Jack and a chicken sandwich with mustard instead of mayo. She relayed my order to the menu speaker. Response: "Sorry ma'am, this is Carl's Junior. We don't sell Jumbo Jacks." We laughed for days, and still do.

Another time, I was dd'ing a trip to taco bell for 2 buddies. This was not long after the Delonte West "hot sauce in my bag" video came out, and we all thought it was hilarious, so my buds convinced me to ask for hot sauce in my bag as part of the order. I indeed tacked it on to the end of the order. We rolled up to the window and were handed two bags...one with the food, and another with a few hot sauce packets. Lols ensued.

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