12736571, People you'd unexpectedly have sex with. Posted by Mongo, Thu Feb-26-15 10:33 AM
Ellie Goulding would probably top that list.
She's adorable.
And those tiny hands would probably make my gnarled freakishly dwarfish wang look friggin' enormous.
*fingers crossed*
And Taylor Swift.
She's built like a scarecrow, and her gunch likely smells like mens deodorant and mayonaise, but I feel like she'd more likely try new things.
And Meghan Trainor because she's like the Pam Poovey of modern r&b.
But enough about me.
Please.
Apprez vous
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