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12736571, People you'd unexpectedly have sex with.
Posted by Mongo, Thu Feb-26-15 10:33 AM
Ellie Goulding would probably top that list.

She's adorable.

And those tiny hands would probably make my gnarled freakishly dwarfish wang look friggin' enormous.

*fingers crossed*

And Taylor Swift.

She's built like a scarecrow, and her gunch likely smells like mens deodorant and mayonaise, but I feel like she'd more likely try new things.

And Meghan Trainor because she's like the Pam Poovey of modern r&b.

But enough about me.

Please.

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