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12736571, People you'd unexpectedly have sex with.
Posted by Mongo, Thu Feb-26-15 10:33 AM
Ellie Goulding would probably top that list.

She's adorable.

And those tiny hands would probably make my gnarled freakishly dwarfish wang look friggin' enormous.

*fingers crossed*

And Taylor Swift.

She's built like a scarecrow, and her gunch likely smells like mens deodorant and mayonaise, but I feel like she'd more likely try new things.

And Meghan Trainor because she's like the Pam Poovey of modern r&b.

But enough about me.

Please.

Apprez vous
12736576, Allison Janey
Posted by Geah, Thu Feb-26-15 10:35 AM
12736585, I feel like she'd be into dirty, filthy bathroom sex.
Posted by Mongo, Thu Feb-26-15 10:37 AM
12736596, The AT&T wireless chick
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 10:50 AM
12736616, Milana Vayntrub?
Posted by JayEmm, Thu Feb-26-15 11:13 AM
http://youtu.be/UcKSjMrc8gc

she's basically.. perfect
12736630, ain't NOTHING odd about that. NOTHING
Posted by Mgmt, Thu Feb-26-15 11:29 AM
she is HOLDING
12736631, I feel like she'd be kind of an awesome lay
Posted by Mongo, Thu Feb-26-15 11:30 AM
12736946, She's a cutie.
Posted by JFrost1117, Thu Feb-26-15 03:54 PM
I'd get to know her, then smang it out.
12737752, RE: The AT&T wireless chick
Posted by Bombastic, Fri Feb-27-15 02:23 PM
http://santa.marketmenot.com/att-new-iphone-zero-down-commercial/att-new-iphone-zero-down-ss-04.jpg
13245813, Okay, so it's not just me
Posted by The Real, Tue Mar-27-18 12:51 PM

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12736597, Kristen Schaal
Posted by J_Sun, Thu Feb-26-15 10:51 AM

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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common
12736598, Kristen Schaal is a horse
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 10:52 AM
12736626, and I would ride that horse
Posted by J_Sun, Thu Feb-26-15 11:21 AM
funny goes a long way... and even aside from that, I find her oddly sexy... you can't question these things in this kind of post man, lol.
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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common
12736733, i totally get that one....
Posted by double negative, Thu Feb-26-15 01:04 PM
12736934, You stole my reply. I always reference that bit when I see her name.
Posted by IkeMoses, Thu Feb-26-15 03:45 PM
12736971, My (almost) 4 year old loves that shit. She sings it with the baby's name
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 04:14 PM
12736836, No
Posted by astralblak, Thu Feb-26-15 02:16 PM
.
12736887, https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dana-holgorsen-and-clint-trickett.gif
Posted by fontgangsta, Thu Feb-26-15 03:03 PM
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dana-holgorsen-and-clint-trickett.gif
12739427, Nice photo of her
Posted by handle, Mon Mar-02-15 12:27 PM
Looks like it's been Photoshopped to death , in the way glamour magazines do.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B--h5d6UsAAQgDk.jpg


Photo on red carpet, she looks like she's lost a bunch of weight (good for her!)
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kristen+Schaal+Fox+Star+Party+Arrivals+mg8rmDcvNNEl.jpg

12736599, Raineesha & Clemmi from "Reno 911." But they gotta be in uniform. n/m
Posted by Marbles, Thu Feb-26-15 10:53 AM
12736941, team Weigel
Posted by Adwhizz, Thu Feb-26-15 03:50 PM
Nm
12804558, gross.
Posted by kinetic94761180, Wed May-13-15 09:16 PM
12736611, Nicole Curtis from Project Rehab..
Posted by jimi, Thu Feb-26-15 11:08 AM
12736621, ALL DAY.....
Posted by GHNO, Thu Feb-26-15 11:17 AM
something about them yammers....
12737243, Agreed.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Feb-26-15 10:39 PM
12736633, Do y'all watch Ellen's Design Challenge?
Posted by GHNO, Thu Feb-26-15 11:33 AM
Katie Stout...
not sure why...
something bout that...
http://www.hgtv.com/shows/ellens-design-challenge/ellens-design-challenge-meet-the-contestants

12736646, hope solo and diana taurasi
Posted by JohnnyKilroy, Thu Feb-26-15 11:42 AM

IG: hibelk
12736651, ^^^ Yep, I can clap to this. n/m
Posted by Marbles, Thu Feb-26-15 11:48 AM
12736958, I respect these choices.
Posted by Dr Claw, Thu Feb-26-15 04:02 PM
13245916, My man . . . (c) Denzel.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Tue Mar-27-18 03:12 PM
12736657, Jeanine Garofolo and Amy Schumer
Posted by Hitokiri, Thu Feb-26-15 11:53 AM
nm
12736883, Yes on both of these also...
Posted by Marbles, Thu Feb-26-15 02:58 PM

Man, I was so confused in "The Truth About Cats & Dogs." I don't think Uma Thurman is cute AT ALL. So I was watching that movie all mixed up & lost. Garofolo won on all fronts, IMO.

12736888, RE: Amy Schumer all day...we could laff and then cry together
Posted by mikediggz, Thu Feb-26-15 03:04 PM
12737707, cosign Jeanine Garofolo!
Posted by KnowOne, Fri Feb-27-15 01:43 PM
nm
13245905, Have you seen 2016 and on JG? She's not 90s JG at all
Posted by MEAT, Tue Mar-27-18 02:47 PM
13245969, HELLS YEAH
Posted by Dj Joey Joe, Tue Mar-27-18 05:22 PM
Mane you just don't know how much I've had a crush on Jeanine Garofolo for mad years, but lately when I've seen her in a few stand-up comedy shows she's been lookin' like a woman who lives with like 10 dogs & cats who wears nothing but wife beaters and jean pants, and I don't go for that shit, she use to always look decent to hot before though.




12736704, Egypt Sherrod from Property Virgins and Robin Meade
Posted by rdhull, Thu Feb-26-15 12:33 PM
12736877, I've been a fan of Egypt for about 8 yrs now lol
Posted by auragin_boi, Thu Feb-26-15 02:54 PM
12737178, Egypt Sherrod is cute as shit
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Feb-26-15 08:33 PM
12737244, These sound like married dude choices.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Feb-26-15 10:42 PM
Get it where you can...
12736719, Desta from Love It or List It and the SuperNanny lady.....
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Thu Feb-26-15 12:52 PM

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"To Each His Reach"
12736737, Jenny Slate
Posted by Government Name, Thu Feb-26-15 01:06 PM
12736739, Ellen Barkin the old version
Posted by double negative, Thu Feb-26-15 01:07 PM
12736834, you said that like she wasnt fine as fuck
Posted by astralblak, Thu Feb-26-15 02:15 PM
up until about 5 years ago, when all the plastic surgery fucked her grill
12736756, if we're going completely left field w/ it: Retta
Posted by Government Name, Thu Feb-26-15 01:18 PM
12736760, Chelsea Handler after viewing the rack
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Thu Feb-26-15 01:20 PM
she got a nice rack man.
12736831, Kevin Hart
Posted by lfresh, Thu Feb-26-15 02:14 PM

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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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You cannot hate people for their own good.
12736835, many of the Fox news women anchors
Posted by astralblak, Thu Feb-26-15 02:16 PM
.
12736890, Chicago:
Posted by auragin_boi, Thu Feb-26-15 03:07 PM
Fox:
Dawn Hasbrouck
Natalie Bomke
Tisha Lewis
Tammie Souza

But NBC has the top spot here:
Alicia Roman
Zoraida Sambolin
Lauren Jiggetts (dan jiggetts daughter)
Kye Martin
Michelle Relerford <----mmmgoood
http://www.nbcchicago.com/contact-us/about-us/
12736845, the "unexpectedly" has me thrown.
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 02:23 PM
like, if the thought crossed my mind i'd do it.

like, "oh, i'd 'unexpectedly' fuck her" sounds so weird.
12736848, as in you are willing to
Posted by lfresh, Thu Feb-26-15 02:24 PM
and most people would be like
nah
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
12736851, RE: as in you are willing to
Posted by rdhull, Thu Feb-26-15 02:28 PM
oh, in that case, Melissa McCarthy

>and most people would be like
>nah
>~~~~
>When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so
>that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
>~~~~
>You cannot hate people for their own good.
12804545, She was really pretty in The Nines.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed May-13-15 08:55 PM
She could be a classic Hollywood actress if she really went on that Sarah Rue plan
12736852, hmmm...i'd fuck most chicks because i can find SOMETHING...
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 02:28 PM
about them i find attractive so i guess the "unexpectedly" would have to be reserved for some REAL ugly, crackhead type lookin chicks.
13245817, Yeah but some of the people listed are no brainers
Posted by The Real, Tue Mar-27-18 12:57 PM
Like Robin Thede. What dude wouldn't hit that?
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12736849, like on your way back from your lunch hour
Posted by rdhull, Thu Feb-26-15 02:25 PM
>like, if the thought crossed my mind i'd do it.
>
>like, "oh, i'd 'unexpectedly' fuck her" sounds so weird.
12736895, This post is a long list of generally attractive people.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Feb-26-15 03:14 PM
Let's talk about what I'd do with Rachel Dratch.
12736900, i'm saying.
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 03:18 PM
when i be walking down the street i be thinking about all the average, white girl 5's i be seeing like "hmmm, they kinda homely looking, do they have a man? i wonder if they get it on the regular? i wonder if they are freaks cuz they aren't getting it on the regular...and i'd like to find out if given the chance."

but you are braver than i am. Dratch is like a 2 at best.
12736901, She's got a big rack too. Yeah, why the hell not. *stands in this line*
Posted by Marbles, Thu Feb-26-15 03:19 PM
12736910, I know right? People that the average person would sleep with.
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 03:27 PM
12736939, this is also a long list of people i have to Google. like Rachel Dratch
Posted by BigJazz, Thu Feb-26-15 03:48 PM
she's the debbie downer chick. holy shit!!

***
I'm tryna be better off, not better than...
12736952, Peter Dinkalage? Mat Fraser?
Posted by lfresh, Thu Feb-26-15 03:57 PM

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
12736999, GOTDAMN....hell no
Posted by Mgmt, Thu Feb-26-15 04:31 PM
>Let's talk about what I'd do with Rachel Dratch.
12737173, just googled... ugh.
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Feb-26-15 08:30 PM
12737261, *vomits*
Posted by wluv, Thu Feb-26-15 11:44 PM
*cleans up*

*drinks some water to catch breath*

*vomits again*

thats disgusting dude
12737761, RE: *vomits*
Posted by Monkey Genius, Fri Feb-27-15 02:31 PM
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS WAS THE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN YOU'D TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH POST!
12736908, Not sure what you mean by "unexpectedly".
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 03:26 PM
12736935, ellen degeneres
Posted by R A i n, Thu Feb-26-15 03:46 PM
12736938, ^
Posted by Regina Rose, Thu Feb-26-15 03:48 PM
12736944, Kelly Osborne, Melissa Mccarthy, Kristen Schaal, Kate Micucci
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 03:53 PM
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Ana Navarro.

12736973, Cosign Kelly Osborne and Kate Micucci
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 04:16 PM
12736976, Micucci will get the business.
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 04:17 PM
12736948, Joanna Gaines - Fixer Upper
Posted by bnicedh, Thu Feb-26-15 03:55 PM
yep...sure would!
12736995, c'mon man, she's MILF fine. that's not even a reach.
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 04:29 PM
12736951, Tamela Mann.......**sniffles wit straight face**
Posted by ambient1, Thu Feb-26-15 03:57 PM
12736956, I had to google hert but ya know; I've kinda had the same thoughts
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 04:01 PM
about her in some pics I've seen.
12736968, lemme clarify... this is post weight loss TM
Posted by ambient1, Thu Feb-26-15 04:08 PM
12736970, no shit. lol
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 04:13 PM
12737007, i couldn't get TAKE ME TO THE KING outta my head to go through wit it...
Posted by BigJazz, Thu Feb-26-15 04:38 PM
***
I'm tryna be better off, not better than...
12737012, lol....just tell her to stick wit the hook
Posted by ambient1, Thu Feb-26-15 04:44 PM
12737107, Amen to that brotha !
Posted by LEBANKS, Thu Feb-26-15 06:49 PM

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http://www.Twitter.com/Lebankstre
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12736975, Carol from The Walking Dead
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 04:16 PM
12737021, ^^^
Posted by Government Name, Thu Feb-26-15 04:58 PM
12737080, she grew on me like a mug
Posted by The3rdOne, Thu Feb-26-15 06:07 PM
13245826, co-sign
Posted by The Real, Tue Mar-27-18 01:05 PM

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13246425, There is a lady at my job who looks like Carol with $1mill
Posted by Tw3nty, Thu Mar-29-18 01:39 PM
She got a thick lower body too.
12736986, I'd give Ledisi the biz.
Posted by IkeMoses, Thu Feb-26-15 04:21 PM
12737267, *in tha morrrrnin*
Posted by Castro, Thu Feb-26-15 11:52 PM
12737462, Everyday and three times on Sunday. Hallejujah! n/m
Posted by Cornbread, Fri Feb-27-15 10:37 AM
12736989, These posts are always a study in our conditioning
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 04:24 PM
Just a whole bunch of overweight, homely and weird looking white chicks, with very black women of that ilk.

I'm just as guilty as everyone else.
12737002, Overweight, weird-looking black chicks is how I spend my regular life.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Feb-26-15 04:35 PM
13246241, YOOOO!!!!! This shit had me dying LOL
Posted by exactopposite, Wed Mar-28-18 05:59 PM
12737016, name some black chicks then
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 04:52 PM
12737022, that crossed my mind, but there's just less famous black chicks to choose
Posted by Government Name, Thu Feb-26-15 04:59 PM
from. it's hard enough to "make it" being black. 10x harder if you're homely and sh*t
12737048, Stop making sense
Posted by Binladen, Thu Feb-26-15 05:31 PM
12737034, conditioning or contrast to our normal behavior?
Posted by double negative, Thu Feb-26-15 05:10 PM
12737063, This is how I answered.
Posted by Hitokiri, Thu Feb-26-15 05:47 PM
contrast to my normal behavior.
12737072, I didn't want to be the one to say it, but yeah that's always how these
Posted by micMajestic, Thu Feb-26-15 06:00 PM
>Just a whole bunch of overweight, homely and weird looking
>white chicks, with very black women of that ilk.
>
>I'm just as guilty as everyone else.

posts go. I wonder if a post like this would be the opposite on a primarily white board. For some reason I doubt it though.
12737001, We've really grown. This poast 60+ deep and no one dropped an OKP name
Posted by Easy Rawlins, Thu Feb-26-15 04:32 PM
yet
12737024, I'd knock the lining out of Ellen's shit
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Thu Feb-26-15 05:00 PM
12737036, Zachary Quinto
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:14 PM

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12737037, Donald Glover
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:14 PM

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12737038, Ron Swanson
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:14 PM

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12737737, YEP
Posted by Hamsterline, Fri Feb-27-15 02:07 PM
12737040, Adam Driver
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:15 PM

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12739017, yes
Posted by shamus, Sun Mar-01-15 09:44 PM
12739451, its the body right?
Posted by lfresh, Mon Mar-02-15 12:42 PM

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
12739622, it's the everything
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Mon Mar-02-15 01:47 PM
IDC IDC IDC



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12804632, adam!
Posted by jane eyre, Wed May-13-15 10:45 PM
he's sexy in ways and for reasons
that are only made sexier because
they need to be kept a secret
and savored as a secret.
people can think they're
doing what's called "fucking"
and enjoy it all they want.
but his vibe? & everything going on
with him? wasted on such heathens!
god. wooooo! his sexy is real.

12737044, Paula Poundstone
Posted by Amritsar, Thu Feb-26-15 05:28 PM
i know. I know.


I'm a chuckle fucker
12737046, Ilana Glazer
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:30 PM

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12804637, Yas queen.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed May-13-15 10:51 PM
12737047, Aubrey Plaza
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:31 PM

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12737056, AUBREY PLAZE LIGHTWEIGHT FINE.
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 05:41 PM
12737060, you wouldn't expect me to get with her
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:43 PM
*shrug*

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12737074, LOL. ARE YOU A WOMAN?
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 06:01 PM
THEN YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

12737085, no duh motherfucker
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 06:10 PM

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12737094, whoa. no need for the name calling.
Posted by PROMO, Thu Feb-26-15 06:33 PM
damn.
12737270, "Jeeeeeeeezus Chriiiiiiist, gurrrrrl..." (c) Misty
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Feb-26-15 11:54 PM
12737061, I'm ready to risk it all for Aubrey Plaza
Posted by John Forte, Thu Feb-26-15 05:43 PM
12737066, Hell yes. Something happened around S5 of Parks
Posted by im_freshhh, Thu Feb-26-15 05:49 PM
she can absolutely get it
12737096, I will just leave this right here...
Posted by double negative, Thu Feb-26-15 06:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtOToiIDNRA
12737110, I'm pretty tipsy and this video is amazing thank you
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 06:58 PM

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12737181, i love the shit out of that video
Posted by double negative, Thu Feb-26-15 08:40 PM
12737265, Those eyes are the debbil. The debbil!!!!!
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu Feb-26-15 11:48 PM
12737049, Issa Rae
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:31 PM

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12737050, Tina Fey
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:32 PM

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12804638, Cada dia
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed May-13-15 10:52 PM
12737051, Alia Shawkat
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:33 PM

"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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12737519, ^^
Posted by Government Name, Fri Feb-27-15 11:34 AM
12737052, Ellen Page
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Thu Feb-26-15 05:34 PM

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12737087, Ms. Tudi from "Black Jesus"
Posted by homer_pimpson225, Thu Feb-26-15 06:21 PM
12737088, Chris Gascoyne, Jeff Goldblum, Charlie Sheen (before 2013)
Posted by Regina Rose, Thu Feb-26-15 06:25 PM
12737091, Aidy Bryant
Posted by homer_pimpson225, Thu Feb-26-15 06:27 PM
She's surprisingly energetic for a big gal. I bet she got mad moves in da sack.
12737100, as big of a scummy dingbat that...
Posted by The3rdOne, Thu Feb-26-15 06:41 PM
Kathy Lee Gifford is, she isn't exempt from me wanting to smash it up.
12737247, Drake
Posted by SimplyHannah, Thu Feb-26-15 10:57 PM
12737252, Tony Goldwyn.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Feb-26-15 11:14 PM
i've wanted to hit that since Ghost.

12737264, Frances McDormand.
Posted by wluv, Thu Feb-26-15 11:48 PM
Ive always had a weird thing for her ever since i saw Mississippi Burning.

Something about her is so sexy to me.
12737269, hoda koda, kola boof, shug avery on being maryjane, mad wnba
Posted by Riot, Thu Feb-26-15 11:53 PM
Chicks, but prolly not Britney griner
12737280, shiiiiit, Liz Cambage is one big tree I'd like to take a swing at!
Posted by homer_pimpson225, Fri Feb-27-15 01:09 AM
12737498, Rose Byrne
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Fri Feb-27-15 11:18 AM

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12737500, NeNe Leakes but only if....
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Fri Feb-27-15 11:19 AM
I can stuff my panties in her mouth


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12737695, Kathy Griffin
Posted by Binladen, Fri Feb-27-15 01:37 PM
12737709, Rebel Wilson
Posted by KnowOne, Fri Feb-27-15 01:44 PM
cant even explain why.
12739641, no need to explain, I was trying to remember her name to my list.
Posted by Binladen, Mon Mar-02-15 01:59 PM
12738946, Debi Mazar
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Mar-01-15 04:46 PM
12739003, that black brit who does the international news on cnn
Posted by godleeluv, Sun Mar-01-15 08:31 PM
Comes on around midnight...he fine.
12739085, I'd expectantly and unexpectantly have secks with Sarah Silverman.
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon Mar-02-15 08:45 AM
12739086, Max Kellerman & Bill Simmons
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Mar-02-15 08:48 AM
12739428, RE: Max Kellerman - *dead*
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon Mar-02-15 12:29 PM
12739450, the mom from Malcolm in the Middle
Posted by kayru99, Mon Mar-02-15 12:41 PM
12739512, carrie brownstein from portlandia.
Posted by now or never, Mon Mar-02-15 01:08 PM

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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.
12804640, That one time with the photo shoot. I agree.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed May-13-15 10:52 PM
13245918, I prefer her bandmate in S-K, Corin Tucker.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Tue Mar-27-18 03:14 PM
12739552, Flo from the
Posted by TR808, Mon Mar-02-15 01:20 PM
Geico commercial
13245768, Chad Ochocinco used to hit back in the day
Posted by The3rdOne, Tue Mar-27-18 11:29 AM
in real life
13246316, lmao no way
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Thu Mar-29-18 08:20 AM
12765053, Monica Lewinsky and Casey Anthony
Posted by Binladen, Fri Mar-27-15 12:51 PM
at the same time even
12765256, you win dude. shit
Posted by Amritsar, Fri Mar-27-15 02:47 PM
12804559, lol
Posted by kinetic94761180, Wed May-13-15 09:16 PM
13245721, lol!
Posted by GrumpySmurf, Tue Mar-27-18 10:17 AM
12804408, the guy who plays gil grissom on csi (esp w/ the beard) & brian Williams
Posted by SuiteLady, Wed May-13-15 06:08 PM
12804571, Ne-Yo and Dave Chapelle
Posted by monifah, Wed May-13-15 09:31 PM
12804672, Flo from Progressive Auto Insurance!
Posted by TRENDone, Thu May-14-15 12:02 AM
12804675, The new Wendy from Wendy's
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu May-14-15 12:33 AM
12804679, Miranda July
Posted by LES, Thu May-14-15 12:41 AM
at least when she humped that couch in The Future anyway
12804681, Her weird ideas make me side-eye her.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Thu May-14-15 12:43 AM
You Me and Everybody we know had some scenes, doc.

Nah.

Nah, yo.
13245792, I'm turned all the way off from her...we had a weird interaction
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 12:14 PM
back in 2007 or 2008

when I was in college, I used to smoke

It was dusk, the sun had set but there was still light out.

The smokers would hang out front all the time.

Its me and like 4 other people and there is a lady who looks a lot like Miranda July.

I smoke, wait a beat and then look again, I realized it was her.

I wait another beat and then when I tried to be sure I saw that she ran back inside and was looking right at me with her big eyes behind a glass door.

It was her whole awkward energy that fucked with me.
13245807, lol, wtf...
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 12:45 PM
she thought you were gonna holla or kidnap her

13245812, THAT or she was not in the mood to be spotted.
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 12:51 PM
whatever the reason, it kind of put me off. I was already on the fence - this was during peak Miranda July and I had up to here with her twee bullshit awkwardness

she made it ok to think of awkward as cute

so for some years I was surrounded by awkward ass girls.

13245815, she mad basic.. I don't get it
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 12:53 PM
13245824, pre NPR tote bag, farmers market -post hipster people.
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 01:04 PM
13245834, haha.. oh, ok
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 01:13 PM

they always smelled funny to me.

like they all wear the same oil or maybe it was cause they didn't bathe.




13245773, Claire Danes does something to me
Posted by Tw3nty, Tue Mar-27-18 11:35 AM
13245784, yes
Posted by sectachrome86, Tue Mar-27-18 12:00 PM
I dont know why but god yes.
13245823, 90s era. Now? Uh...
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 01:03 PM
13245793, d'arcy carden
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 12:15 PM
13245806, Glee chick with the nose
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 12:44 PM
I like weird noses for some reason.

Regina Hall yo, I love those nostrils

can't stand them small ass nosed chicks
13245809, Tracy Lee Ross
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 12:48 PM
yeah, she got an onion and is Diana Ross' daughter but that face goes from " ok to whoa, back up a bit" depending on the angle.

those hips don't lie tho...

13245810, YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 12:49 PM
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒































Just stop it.
13245814, wait a minute.. yall have 50eleven weird looking white women in here
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 12:52 PM
I say one Black woman looks weird and it's a problem?

haha
13245822, Every time I watch Black-ish...
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 01:02 PM
I fall in and out of love with Tracy.

I know what you're saying but shes weird-fine.

Just giving you a hard time
13245835, she's like that seinfeld ep
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 01:15 PM
I'll be like well damn, DAMN, daaaamn tracy


that body don't stop tho
13245865, Her Instagram will only confuse you more
Posted by The Real, Tue Mar-27-18 01:54 PM

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13245867, I cant even go to it without grinning like an idiot.
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 02:00 PM
shes actually legit funny
13245970, Every Time I See Tracey I Always Think Of Clara Hall From "The Chew"
Posted by Dj Joey Joe, Tue Mar-27-18 05:30 PM
You know the light skinned black chick from the cooking daytime tv show The Chew, that's who reminds me of Tracey Lee Ross and vice versa.

Not saying Tracey doesn't seem a tad bit good looking but it's just a no for me but I would love to be one of those who hang out with them but not fucking them though but naw not my type.


13245980, lol it's the eyes.
Posted by dapitts08, Tue Mar-27-18 06:52 PM

13246000, Bruh, I saw that cooking show and was like WTF is Tracy wearing?
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 09:04 PM
and why does she look even weirder than normal.

Then it finally clicked that it wasn’t her but that was like 2 weeks later. The show was on in the break room one day and it ruined my day. That broad on the show be wearing some crazy shit.
13246167, LOL
Posted by Dj Joey Joe, Wed Mar-28-18 01:37 PM
>That broad on the show be wearing some crazy shit.

Yeah I've noticed that when I was actually into this show when it first aired years ago, I thought Clara was one of those SoHo NYC Yelp type of chicks they found just to add some blackness to the show, surprised to find out she's a chef too.

Yeah she be wearing some real late 80's/early 90's relaxed around the house in SoHo type of fashion but I get it, it's her, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Clara & Tracey look somewhat a like.


13245816, "masculine" lesbians
Posted by flipnile, Tue Mar-27-18 12:53 PM
Knocked-off a few of these jawns over the years. Kinda sexy they go from masculine to feminine all of a sudden when you give them that look. Plus they can't hide those Carhartt puppies.

I think I got a fetish.
13245821, umm.. ok.
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Mar-27-18 01:02 PM
I feel you tho.. those city girls be mad baggy and carhart but you can see it in some of them. once unclothed be like.... "I kneeeew ittttt"

back at VCU I met a girl in a miniskirt looking all cute and shit and later that night she was timb boots and plaid shirt and shit. From a distance I was like "who is that nigg... oh, whoa, heyyyy"

then had a female friend who was gay and she was so hurt over some girl breaking her heart, come to find out it was the same girl. I just shook my head.




13245827, Carmen Esposito, Samira Wiley, etc
Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-27-18 01:05 PM
13245839, Joy Reid, Rachel Maddow, Anne Burrell, Viola Davis
Posted by The Real, Tue Mar-27-18 01:17 PM

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13245876, Alia Shawkat and Aasha Davis
Posted by Quincy Lovehandles, Tue Mar-27-18 02:11 PM
13245893, Unexpected" sex and Alia Shawkat don't even make sense. *edit*
Posted by GrumpySmurf, Tue Mar-27-18 02:36 PM
unless you're actually a woman.
13245977, Unexpectedly List: Retta, Jennifer Stone, & Caroline Rhea
Posted by Dj Joey Joe, Tue Mar-27-18 06:19 PM
(1)Retta aka Marietta Sangai Sirleaf, Donna from "Parks And Recreation"

(2)Jennifer Stone, Harper from "Wizards Of Waverly Place"

(3)Caroline Rhea, Hilda from "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch"



13246177, Caroline Rhea < mjlaugh.gif
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Wed Mar-28-18 02:15 PM
13246284, Lol Y'all be lovin/craving some white women. Sheesh
Posted by 81 DUN, Thu Mar-29-18 12:53 AM
I'm not militant or anything just observing. It's cool I blame Hollywood/white people there's a lack of sexiness on screen when it comes to black women. Yeah I said it!! and I wanna see some milk and dark chocolate sista get some shine way too many redbones right now. There should be more Janelle Monae types on TV and in film.
13246310, haha.. yeah, its all the nerdy white girls on TV shows
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Mar-29-18 07:56 AM
13246429, the last great black female nerd was Halle Berry in Boomerang
Posted by double negative, Thu Mar-29-18 01:50 PM
think about it.
13246444, Different World bruh
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Mar-29-18 02:31 PM
whole cast filled with nerdy Black women who could all get it.


13246500, The topic was "unexpectedly"
Posted by Cold Truth, Thu Mar-29-18 05:18 PM
So the people being named are outside each persons general norm, which should be expected in a topic about people you'd *unexpectedly* sleep with.

Were the subject about your actual type, chances are the results would be very different.
13246516, There's nothing unexpected about bruh's drooling over white women.
Posted by 81 DUN, Thu Mar-29-18 05:53 PM
13246531, Lol
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Mar-29-18 07:07 PM
13246447, I always make sure they expect it first
Posted by PG, Thu Mar-29-18 02:32 PM