Sigh, this is what occurs when crazy people find religion. smh

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/02/22/sex-positions-that-will-send-you-straight-hell-pastor-issues-warning-video/

In a video posted to YouTube, Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo of the Complete in Christ Church, in the UK, ministers to his flock about love making. He advises against unnatural acts on the matrimonial bed. These ungodly acts of the flesh, he warns, will send you straight to hell.

What sexual positions are off limits? According to the Nigerian-born pastor, all of them except one. The single, solitary position God says is okay is the missionary position.

that pastor is way off.

Pre-marital sex: sin. Post-marital sex: do whatever the fuck you goddamn want without shame.

(Yes there actual sermons devoted to the topic)

FOH w/ that pastor.

Animals in nature do it.


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http://biblehub.com/hebrews/13-4.htm

It leaves room for the pastor's interpretation. Though I've always heard that marrieds can do all the freaky shit.

sexually immoral and keeping the marriage bed undefiled.

the married person who has sex outside the marriage is the adulterer. an unmarried person who has sex w/a married person is immoral - they fornicated and failed to honor the marriage.

pastor is coming from.

i think pastor would claim that engaging in 'unnatural sex acts' is immoral. and God will judge the sexually immoral. the scripture doesn't exactly give marrieds a pass to do whatever they want.

Seems there's a distinction to me

Still seems far too vague to jump to such a strong conclusion by this pastor though.

>Seems there's a distinction to me


without specific examples of what sexually immoral behavior is (besides adultery) how are we supposed to know if it's cool to 69 in God's eyes? c'mon, Bible, HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE!

"Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge."

That sounds like DO WHat YOU Like MARRIED PEOPLE.



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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

New International Version
Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

...not sure what it takes to keep the marital bed pure. but it seems something can make the bed dirty.

New Living Translation
Give honor to marriage, and remain faithful to one another in marriage. God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery.

...now this one is clearly just addressing adultery.

English Standard Version
Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.

...this one is like the first. it seems the marriage CAN be defiled. but how? not clear.

If you go from the oldest text to the newest text the message has morphed from don't bang whores and other dudes wives to possibly being an argument against, idk, pile driving.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

This is more about English changing over the years.

I don't know why people still use KJV today. They no longer speak nor understand that old timey language.

That's out.

Basically, don't share what y'all got.

what about butt sex and eating box? are those unnatural or immoral acts? seems to me those things would be accepted as okie dokie in the marriage bed.

...during a 'marriage seminar' at church.

Pastor said whatever made you and your wife/husband feel good was good to go. That's your business and nobody else's.

our bed, our business. and whatever we do is sanctioned as Holy.

what's honorable between me and my spouse? No shade at YOU, but thass sum boolshyt.

If anything, that's a 3-way discussion (pun intended) btw me, my wife and the Lordt. And if she dont feel defiled by me puttin it in her butt, what the pastor got to say about it.

thass not even something he should know.....

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that "pastor" can have several seats.

That is not what the bible says.

LOL! What I do in my bed with my hubby is between me and him. Not my pastor. God knows what we do. And, its cool...I'm pretty sure I'm not going to hell for doing my hubby.

so you mean to me

that after all that waiting, all that witholding

in the end

you still have to hold shame towards your body and the most natural god created act ever?


I DONT UNDERSTAND

There isn't a scripture damning you for having sex in certain positions. The fact that he says that is what's going to drag you to hell where Demons will cut you into pieces shows that he's adding in his own crap. There's no mention in scriptures about folks getting cut into pieces in hell. Also, according to scripture, the only thing that causes you to lose your soul is not accepting Christ. All this other stuff is that pastor overstepping his boundaries.



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i guess his interpretation is as valid as anyone else's
but i'd say just do you

Me. He's wrong.

“Missionaries of old who taught their converts about true holiness would teach them that in the marriage bed, face to face with the husband on top is the only position that God has sanctioned.”

leads them to truths that contradict doctrine in a myriad of ways


it invalidates so much of what happens in reality. this was a main focus in the catholic church long ago i.e. perversions like masturbation leading to blindness ect

another passive aggressive attack attempting to preserve the institution, among other things

>leads them to truths that contradict doctrine in a myriad of
>ways
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>it invalidates so much of what happens in reality. this was a
>main focus in the catholic church long ago i.e. perversions
>like masturbation leading to blindness ect
>
>another passive aggressive attack attempting to preserve the
>institution, among other things

I never believe the stories these folks tell.

I notice that every time I flip the tv past Joel Osteen, he'll be in the middle of some elaborate story with profound meaning.
Ain't that much stuff happening to you to have a good story every damn week
He's gotta be buying stories like J. Peterman

I dont want to be right