*cue Back to Life acapella*

no commitment
no relationship
no financial responsibility

actually, i was in a relationship, and she knew that

the way she broke it down to me was that she found so many of my characteristics appealing, and i already had exhibit a in the making gorgeous-ass children category

she just wanted me for my lightskin and curly hair :(

jokes on her cuz i am bald now.....

*runs away like dj pooh after his chain got snatched*