I was carrying a laptop bag with 2 laptops and an external hard drive in it and i didn't have to take anything out of my bag.

the guy asked me to put my wallet and cell phone in the bag and send all that through the scanner.

i walked through without having to stop and put my hands over my head like somebody had a gun on me.

nobody waved a wand over me.

i kept my shoes and belt on.

it was the quickest and easiest time with TSA i've ever had...

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...