I was telling everybody the bar got one, I even told my wife about her... she was that cute and my wife doesn't mind when I tell her about shit like that.

Super Bowl Sunday this young woman shows up looking a hot mess with makeup caked on and pointy cat eyes. She lasted one night.

Everyone looked at me like WTF. I kept repeating "this isn't the same woman"

my wife was like "nigga, do better"