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12727604, The Yakub be acting a fool at Whole Foods... Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Feb-14-15 03:58 PM
Man, we tryna get our organic vittles on and these muhfuckas are out in full force and acting fully entitled.
But yeah, this one white dude was really on some shit today by the bourbon. A nigga like me was looking for a bottle to take to dinner tonight and this dude was just standing in front of the bottles blocking the whole section, talking on the phone.
So I'm like, "Yo, 'scuse me..." and he turns around, gives me a pissed off look and points at his phone like, "Can't you see I'M busy?" and kept blocking the booze.
But I say it again, "Excuse me, chief." and he says to whoever he's on the phone with, "Uh, some people have no manners."
Bruh.
I'da hit him, but I ain't wanna fuck around and catch measles.
So I see his ass when I'm on my way out and he give me a look like I'm the jerk.
Fuck that guy.
**EDITED 'CAUSE MY MOMMA CALLED ME MID POSTING AND I AIN'T MEAN TO POST**
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12727608, I'da hit him, but I ain't wanna fuck around and catch measles. Posted by exactopposite, Sat Feb-14-15 04:23 PM
LMAO
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12727609, would have atleast got a go fuck yourself from me Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sat Feb-14-15 04:28 PM
and make sure his friend on the other end heard it to
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12727617, You ALWAYS gotta call them out Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Sat Feb-14-15 05:02 PM
then throw out White Privelege in teh argument no matter what.
As soon as you say that them white liberals dont know what to do with themselves and start stuttering.
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12727630, Oh I woulda mos def said something using a few expletives Posted by vee-lover, Sat Feb-14-15 05:26 PM
>Man, we tryna get our organic vittles on and these muhfuckas >are out in full force and acting fully entitled. > >But yeah, this one white dude was really on some shit today by >the bourbon. A nigga like me was looking for a bottle to take >to dinner tonight and this dude was just standing in front of >the bottles blocking the whole section, talking on the phone. > >So I'm like, "Yo, 'scuse me..." and he turns around, gives me >a pissed off look and points at his phone like, "Can't you see >I'M busy?" and kept blocking the booze. > >But I say it again, "Excuse me, chief." and he says to whoever >he's on the phone with, "Uh, some people have no manners." > >Bruh. > >I'da hit him, but I ain't wanna fuck around and catch >measles. > >So I see his ass when I'm on my way out and he give me a look >like I'm the jerk. > >Fuck that guy. > > > >**EDITED 'CAUSE MY MOMMA CALLED ME MID POSTING AND I AIN'T >MEAN TO POST** > > > > >my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: >http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/ >my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com > >*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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12727639, I guess this is where my big hands and broad shoulders come in handy Posted by micMajestic, Sat Feb-14-15 05:42 PM
I can't deal with that nonsense either, so when I say "excuse me" my hand is already on that person's back/shoulder. Everything seems to go much smoother after that. Unfortunately I can't use that tactic on old Asian & Spanish women. No bs I let somebody slide with this earlier (at Whole Foods too), and paid the price. Buffalo Wing Sauce was on sale and these white dudes were having a conversation right in front of the display. I maneuvered around them awkwardly and hit my head on one of the small sale signs. I don't want to go around Deebo'ing cats, but the entitlement levels can be off the chain, especially at places like Whole Foods.
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12727640, you have to just reach around them Posted by sosumi, Sat Feb-14-15 05:44 PM
like they would do… they never say excuse me
then go over to a sample table with no one partaking in samples, witness how all of a sudden they all want samples
and when on the checkout line, stand close to the ones in front of you hitting them with your basket like they do… or back into the ones behind you while trying to look at some randomly placed last minute item
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12727644, I stand in front of my basket/cart to avoid the person behind me bumping Posted by micMajestic, Sat Feb-14-15 05:54 PM
>like they would do… they never say excuse me > >then go over to a sample table with no one partaking in >samples, >witness how all of a sudden they all want samples > >and when on the checkout line, stand close to the ones in >front of you >hitting them with your basket like they do… >or back into the ones behind you while trying to look at some >randomly >placed last minute item
me.
Let my love slide in and never slip out
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12727650, RE: I stand in front of my basket/cart to avoid the person behind me bumping Posted by sosumi, Sat Feb-14-15 06:16 PM
>me.
sure, that is when the person in front of you steps on your feet while reaching back for artisanal lip balm
same person who can not tell which color line they are in...
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12727646, My fuck giving dispenser is broken. I've been letting people have Posted by Lardlad95, Sat Feb-14-15 05:59 PM
it recently. Traffic, line at the grocery store, airport lobby.
I'm not taking shit from someone I'm never going to see again, and who I know isn't going to actually hit me.
"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard
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12727746, Sounds like you got punked. Posted by isaaaa, Sun Feb-15-15 02:56 AM
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12728092, shits digusting Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-16-15 10:45 AM
and pathetic
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12727753, This is more a I'm mad slammable problem than a entitled white person prob Posted by SeV, Sun Feb-15-15 08:48 AM
U obviously weren't no threat
but im banned tho. ____________
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12727754, it's definitely a white thing Posted by atruhead, Sun Feb-15-15 09:00 AM
i live in a predominately white/asian suburb. people have been too rude to say thank you when I held doors, and they're good for brushing past in stores without saying excuse me
it feels like "you dont belong here" in 2015
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12728088, RE: it's definitely an American thing Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Feb-16-15 10:34 AM
fixed that for you
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12727759, Dude on phone won. Posted by kingjerm78, Sun Feb-15-15 10:04 AM
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12727760, used to think it was me...but then...I looked around Posted by FLUIDJ, Sun Feb-15-15 10:10 AM
realized they equally rude to each other too....their entitlement knows no race.... once I realized that....I just dial my own entitlement up to 20 and add a dash of militant angry Black man...and a dash of Dad with a child into the mix....
I don't really get fcked with no more....
I just move in real close while my daughter is talking and singing really loud....that generally clears the area with the quickness....allowing me unobstructed access to all the whole goods....
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12727781, True. Posted by Meadow, Sun Feb-15-15 11:24 AM
These are the same people that cut others off in traffic.
The same folks who get on a crowded metro train and stand at the door like no one is behind them.
The same people who walk in groups of four taking up the entire sidewalk and start looking at each other while they talk because its too much trouble to open space for people walking in the opposite direction.
Everywhere they are rudeness and associated bullshit follows.
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12727896, I always think I'm about to catch a charge in Trader Joes Posted by kevb, Sun Feb-15-15 06:39 PM
I wear the "I just got fired by a motherfucker who looks just like you" face when I'm in ti's with my kids. They need to move to a larger building, because the spot in Chapel Hill is way too small.
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12728098, my wife went in on a woman at TJ's... Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-16-15 10:50 AM
white woman tried to use her buggy like a weapon...
my wife stood there like: http://www.2gb.com/sites/default/files/field/image/20140603/tiananmen_square2.jpg
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12727761, On some "this is our place, the hell let YOU in here?" Posted by rdhull, Sun Feb-15-15 10:20 AM
I told yall there's a whole foods type of subtle liberal cism underlying
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12727845, cant believe this wasnt posted yet Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sun Feb-15-15 02:38 PM
http://youtu.be/2UFc1pr2yUU
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12727898, jesus el salvadore christos!!! That shit is dope as fuck Posted by PoppaGeorge, Sun Feb-15-15 06:43 PM
ripped and made an mp3 of it. I'm rollin out later to it. ---------------------------
forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab
Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW
R.I.P. Disco D
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12727912, lmao ikr Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sun Feb-15-15 07:15 PM
its not terrible
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12727947, I actually wish he rapped more on the song Posted by micMajestic, Sun Feb-15-15 10:13 PM
>its not terrible
But I also gotta respect how he kept the scenarios relatable. More rapping would have forced him to make stuff up.
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12727957, what's crazy is that, minus the Prius, a lotta that shit is real for me Posted by PoppaGeorge, Sun Feb-15-15 10:33 PM
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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab
Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW
R.I.P. Disco D
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12727998, of course there's a remix... Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Feb-16-15 01:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG568Q7-tkE
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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab
Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW
R.I.P. Disco D
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12728075, OMG, THIS is why I LOVE OKP (up) Posted by Ananse, Mon Feb-16-15 10:06 AM
cuz this shit is dope.
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12727914, That shit has me ready to smack the white privilege out of them. Posted by Kira, Sun Feb-15-15 07:16 PM
Yak be on some bullshit looking at you like what are you going to do. I smashed someone's smartphone over a similar situation.
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12727959, So you got punked and played like an herb. Posted by Case_One, Sun Feb-15-15 10:44 PM
. . . "Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
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12727992, they sell liquor at your whole foods? Posted by dba_BAD, Mon Feb-16-15 12:50 AM
I didn't know that was a thing
I feel like I'm missing out on a heckuva selection of artisinal small batch drank
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12727994, Where don't they? Posted by ndibs, Mon Feb-16-15 12:52 AM
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12728010, states with fucked up liqour laws Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Mon Feb-16-15 03:43 AM
like texas
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12728020, TN checking in. Posted by Lardlad95, Mon Feb-16-15 05:00 AM
"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard
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12728044, VA in da house! Posted by KiloMcG, Mon Feb-16-15 08:43 AM
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12728101, VA was suppose to get rid of those ABC stores, but Bureaucracy wins. Posted by Case_One, Mon Feb-16-15 10:54 AM
. . . "Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
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12728265, nah they sell booze everywhere here, no blue laws Posted by dba_BAD, Mon Feb-16-15 03:17 PM
or whatever
but not at whole foods
they just have beer and wine
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12728021, he thought you worked there. we all know how wrong THAT is. Posted by Binlahab, Mon Feb-16-15 05:52 AM
also, youre hella slammable so he was like LOL
does it really matter?
wonder what bin's doing? http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
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12728136, lmaooooo Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Feb-16-15 11:37 AM
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12728094, IF A CHARTER MEMBER CANT CHECK A YAKUB IN WF Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-16-15 10:46 AM
I CAN'T FUCK WITH YOU
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12728137, Base Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Feb-16-15 11:37 AM
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12728163, ** DEAD ** Posted by Case_One, Mon Feb-16-15 12:07 PM
. . . "Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
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12728152, lol @ all the cats that CRich still get mad. Posted by placee_22, Mon Feb-16-15 11:59 AM
it's well earned, but still funny.
But yeah fam, you shoulda at least told that cat to GTF out the way.
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12728169, I don't know dude but I'm mad he played himself like this... Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-16-15 12:17 PM
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12728177, They Tried To Do That To My Brother Posted by RexLongfellow, Mon Feb-16-15 12:33 PM
He yelled out, A YO REAL TALK?!!
And the ways were parted. I called him an angry black in the car...he was like I just don't be givin...ain't gonna stand in the way of MY shit.
I still crack up thinking about that...shit happened in DE
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12728192, yup, yt gets real privileged when they have numbers or alcohol Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-16-15 12:58 PM
in their system.
I had a guy in DC follow me in a club and ask for an apology because I bumped into him in a crowded club and he thought I pushed him.
I responded: nah, I didn't push you.. BUT I CAN IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO.
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12728202, lol Posted by Crash Bandacoot, Mon Feb-16-15 01:11 PM
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12728213, you got punked. smh. Posted by PROMO, Mon Feb-16-15 01:24 PM
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12728796, Just want to add that the Philly Whole Foods' are the same way Posted by 8-bit, Tue Feb-17-15 09:49 AM
Every time I go into one I fell like spazzing on someone for their overly-entitled behaviour. I've taken to briskly brushing past people like it's their fault for being in my way. Whole Foods really brings out my inner asshole. Needless to say, I generally avoid that place except for when I run out of veganaise.
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