>i might be a dipshit, but I dont write long paragraphs
>defending ancient stories that people that any learned adult
>wouldnt.
>

Except there are thousands of learned adults who do write long paragraphs about those stories. Some write books. And some of them, a lot of them don't believe that snakes can talk or that eating apples make you cursed.

But you know that. You just want to argue.

I'll ask you again. What do you get out of arguing just to argue?

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard