Please spare me your sanctimonious pious high horsedness "oh I'll invest in grains and feed the dying monkeys of Sumatra"

Stfu.

No you won't.

You buying your mama a house.

If you dont you wrong.

Notice dad never gets shit in these fantasies? Its always the mom. Theres an adult daycare commercial out where the old lady is rinding a home for the even older mama and the company is called just for mom.

Wtf america? Dad dont get old? We die too you know.

Oh well.

On topic, moms gets hooked up. Id get a big ass house and convince all her old ass friends to move in so they can party. Shes good.

Pops, I'd hook up.

Sisters and brothers I'd pay their house off.

Kids needless to say would be ultra straight.

I'd be the koch brothers of reparations too. Thats how I know I ain't winning, NSA knows what I picked and is gonna marshawn Lynch me

#conspiracy