FOH w/ 40 dollar steak & 15 dollar drinks just b/c it's served at XYZ restaurant. After the 1st date the only place we're going to is the kitchen so fire up the George Foreman Grill while I count my savings.

Also, we're eating BEFORE going to the movies & purchasing matinee price tickets....why in the fuck am I paying 8 dollars for a 99cent popcorn along w/ paying double to watch the same fuckin' movie after 6pm?

Show me your skills & creativity.....otherwise might as well fuck a zombie's pussy.

**If you can't cook then you ain't worthy long term investment anyways.....swinging for the fence on the 1st date & then it's a wrap unless they're giving it up for free**