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12721948, Kids say the darnest, most WTF???? worthy things
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon Feb-09-15 08:54 AM
This weekend, I dropped by one of my homegirl's houses to visit her and her 3 year old son. The dad doesn't live with them and they aren't together, but they're in contact...I don't really ask questions.

At one point, my homegirl goes into her room for a phone call, and I'm just joking around with the 3 year old like usual. He's talking usual kid nonsense, and then says "I like your forehead." I'm like.....all right. Then, he says "I like your underwear!" I have on jeans, and not sagging at all...I'm like...all right, chill out. Told him not to say anything like that, but I'm kinda chuckling because it was so random. Then....he says "I like your penis!"

I immediately turned serious and said "don't you ever say that, not to me or to anyone!" and he kinda laughs and says ok. And I said "I'm going to tell your mom what you said" and I get up walking toward her, and he starts grabbing me saying "no!!!! No!! Don't tell her!" as if he may have actually known what he was saying.

I never told his mom, but I reaaaaally don't know if it's something worth being concerned about. I definitely don't see any signs of him being touched/molested, and kids tend to be amused by body parts, underwear, and farts (he was bragging about his poots when I first walked in)...but...yea. I don't know. I don't hang around kids at all since most of my kids don't have them, so I don't know how how to react.
12721950, Post of the Day and it aint even 9 am yet
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Feb-09-15 09:01 AM
on topic, i see you dropping by to kick it w/ the home girl & her kid. #winknodnudge

for the record, who gives a fk where the daddy is...long as he aint there. thats between her & him you aint got shit to do w/ it...good to not even ask or allude to that

on topic, i wouldnt put much stock in it, shes kinda wrong for leaving you in the room w/ the kid but is what it is. kids are basically not even intelligent monkeys at that stage. he may not have known what he was saying & was just trying to get a reaction

by making a production out of it you told him this is something wrong & i may get in trouble for it which may be good or bad

who knows


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12721951, you did the right thing. let the mom sort it out...
Posted by ndibs, Mon Feb-09-15 09:02 AM
what it means if anything...

if there's any cause for concern...

you're probably going to get hell for being anti-gay on here tho.

lol.
12721961, Man, if OKP calls me anti-gay for this, I'm gone for good.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon Feb-09-15 09:20 AM
I would tell a young girl the same exact thing, not to "ever" say that...I'm not gonna be like "don't say that....til you turn 18!"

12721987, bye nigga, cuz you know who is a coming for you
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-09-15 09:48 AM
12722033, LOL
Posted by ALmighty44, Mon Feb-09-15 10:25 AM
funny but it's kinda true.
12721953, LOL @ I'm wearing jeans and not sagging
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-09-15 09:07 AM
kids say all types of crazy stuff.

I would definitely tell her tho...

12721954, Hes a meat peeper already?
Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Feb-09-15 09:09 AM
12721956, lil dude wasted no time.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-09-15 09:12 AM
soon as she left the room he made his move...j/k
12721960, moms prolly had him trained to do that.
Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Feb-09-15 09:19 AM

12721962, I shouldn't be laughing but man.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon Feb-09-15 09:21 AM
12721966, lmao!
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-09-15 09:24 AM
>soon as she left the room he made his move...j/k
12721969, mama got the last one, this one MINEZZZ - lil dude
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Feb-09-15 09:26 AM
totally just kidding but yeah


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg
12721964, at 3 he probably recently learned what it's called and who has one
Posted by KiloMcG, Mon Feb-09-15 09:23 AM
he recognized you're a male and thought he was making a funny joke, would be my guess as a parent with a 4 year old boy who is also highly amused by farts, poop, private parts etc.
12722016, ^^^THIS
Posted by John Forte, Mon Feb-09-15 10:14 AM
12722342, It's also possible
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Feb-09-15 01:42 PM
the child is looking for attention. The original poster did mention the father isn't totally in the picture. Perhaps little dude was trying to connect with him.
12721965, About a year ago Im standing in line at the grocery store and this little girl
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-09-15 09:24 AM
couldn't have been any older than 6 or 7. Keeps looking up at me, I smile and say hello and she keeps looking like shes trying to get my attention so I act like I don't see her. Then she kinda wispers "hey!" to get my attention like Martin in that "take the picture" scene in Bad Boys 2, I look back down and she points to my dick and then kinda opens her mouth and points to her mouth. One or two people line must see because I heard a gasp, I backed away just to make sure nobody thought I was with her. The mom its just in line not even paying attention to her. What the hell is going on in that child's home?
12721970, hahahahah. jesus. hahahahah
Posted by double negative, Mon Feb-09-15 09:26 AM
what if she did that as an adult....you in the club and you look across the room and she doing that towards you
12721971, I think we all know how that story would end. lol
Posted by Binladen, Mon Feb-09-15 09:31 AM
>what if she did that as an adult....you in the club and you
>look across the room and she doing that towards you
12721990, whut???
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Feb-09-15 09:52 AM
12722337, What if you're put on some
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Feb-09-15 01:41 PM
list just for typing that out online? What if I'm put on some list for responding to what you just typed? In all seriousness, I'd be so shook if that happened to me. I'd have to imagine that wasn't the first time she pulled that either.
12722913, Archive, please
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Mon Feb-09-15 11:59 PM
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12721967, sound like he done heard his moms on skype with some nygga
Posted by SeV, Mon Feb-09-15 09:25 AM


but im banned tho.
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12721986, lmao
Posted by decaturpsalm, Mon Feb-09-15 09:48 AM
12721972, i'd tell his momma ALLADAT...
Posted by BigJazz, Mon Feb-09-15 09:31 AM
a 3 year old mentioning my draws & my penis? nah, that's something i'd tell right away.
12722003, ^^^
Posted by Somnus, Mon Feb-09-15 10:06 AM
12722127, yup
Posted by labcoat, Mon Feb-09-15 11:35 AM
12721991, the darndest things stay happening to you
Posted by BabySoulRebel, Mon Feb-09-15 09:53 AM
lmao
12722029, He's probably learning to associate word with objects
Posted by Case_One, Mon Feb-09-15 10:22 AM
You can still tell his mother so that she can help him learn better. Small children can think in abstracts, so they are prone to give concrete answers and they look for adult responses for reassurance of right and wrong answers. When you told him that you were going to tell his mother, he was probably associating that phrase with being punished for something wrong. He may not have understood his word association with a wrong action. He's juts 3 yrs old.

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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."
12722291, you could have just say "hey not cool"
Posted by TR808, Mon Feb-09-15 01:15 PM
and then told the moms...

you could have said hey lil bro.. we dont say that ...


then told the moms what he said
12722295, http://tinyurl.com/n6jfggn
Posted by Cenario, Mon Feb-09-15 01:20 PM
http://tinyurl.com/n6jfggn
12722306, interesting. do you think he wanted a reaction out of you?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Feb-09-15 01:29 PM
and knew that would deliver?
12722307, are you dating the moms or is she a homegirl?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Feb-09-15 01:30 PM
12722308, it was probably innocent but i would have mentioned it to the mom like
Posted by StephBMore, Mon Feb-09-15 01:30 PM
"hey he said this and i know he's a kid but that was inappropriate" or something so that it's not making her seem like a bad mom or the kid seem like a bad ass child. kids just say wild things at times to get a reaction out of ppl.

at the same time, it could be something he saw or heard or experienced and you don't want to write that off in case it's a sign (example the girl across the street from me always liked playing house and being the dad and she'd talk about sex all the time, come to find out, she had been touched by some male family members and the way she talked to us was the way she was talked to. basically it was some "if you're my friend you'd do this" type mess).
12722322, yes, u shld tell his mom but it's not anything to freak out about
Posted by bonamie, Mon Feb-09-15 01:34 PM
he's 3
and he probably finally learned the real term
and he thinks potty humor is hilarious.
12722349, he probably got in trouble for saying that shit before lol
Posted by SHAstayhighalways, Mon Feb-09-15 01:45 PM
i still would have told tho

12722377, Unsolicited Advice: Don't have secrets with other people's toddlers...
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Feb-09-15 02:01 PM
especially if they involve penises!

Of course there is probably a harmless backstory. My son Jackson is fascinated by his "wee wee" and loves saying the word and touching it.

But that don't tell my mom business would have me skeevy. What if relays poorly to his mother the discussion you had with him regarding penises?!?! What if there is something his mother should be alerted to?


Personally I don't even like being alone in a room with other peoples kids but that is my paranoia.


Don't worry homey, you can tell his mom and he will still be your friend.LOL


BTW, sooo did you smash the mom?



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12722384, RE: Unsolicited Advice: Don't have secrets with other people's toddlers...
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Feb-09-15 02:04 PM
>Personally I don't even like being alone in a room with other
>peoples kids but that is my paranoia.

Now this is interesting, especially since you used the word paranoia and you have children of your own. Is this a fear you have or you just don't like other people's children?
12722391, Fear is the wrong word but I was trained to not put myself in a situation
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Feb-09-15 02:08 PM
where you can be accused of doing think untoward to another persons child.

My family had an open door policy and a lot of kids came through my house growning up and my parents had all these little informal rules to be sure they were never accused of doing anything wrong.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r
12722548, i have to agree with this
Posted by labcoat, Mon Feb-09-15 04:00 PM
you should have told his mom
please tell her

you cant be having a secret with a 3yo
not on that

12722843, Hmm that does make sense. And naw I ain't tryna smash her at all
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon Feb-09-15 09:08 PM
I guess I didn't want her to feel embarrassed or even scared about it, but I get it

>especially if they involve penises!
>
>Of course there is probably a harmless backstory. My son
>Jackson is fascinated by his "wee wee" and loves saying the
>word and touching it.
>
>But that don't tell my mom business would have me skeevy.
>What if relays poorly to his mother the discussion you had
>with him regarding penises?!?! What if there is something his
>mother should be alerted to?
>
>
>Personally I don't even like being alone in a room with other
>peoples kids but that is my paranoia.
>
>
>Don't worry homey, you can tell his mom and he will still be
>your friend.LOL
>
>
>BTW, sooo did you smash the mom?
>
>
>
>**********
>"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then
>they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
>
>"One of the most important things in life is what Judge
>Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to
>whether you're r
12722919, This shit right here, cuhh....
Posted by ODotSoHot, Tue Feb-10-15 12:11 AM
>What if relays poorly to his mother the discussion you had
>with him regarding penises?!?!

Imagine lil' man sittin' down with his moms and sayin' somethin' like, "What happened to R-Tistic? I really liked his penis"

Now you in a helluva lotta trouble...you gotta tell her, if for no other reason, to cover your own ass.
12722933, mommy.. irtistic told me not to tell anyone about his penis..
Posted by SeV, Tue Feb-10-15 12:27 AM

but im banned tho.
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12722938, Lol. That's just a kid being a kid
Posted by dafriquan, Tue Feb-10-15 12:30 AM
My cousin's 3 year old daughter tried to pull my shorts down when we were play fighting. She thought it was hillarious. I did not find it funny. The prospect of being found alone in a room with my shorts down with a 3 yr old. Not cool.

Also knew a kid who would lie about being smacked. If he wanted something and I wouldn't give if to him, he would start crying. Then when his parents would come to see what the fuss was about, he would point at me and say "He beat me hard". Thankfully his parents caught on early cause they had a baby cam...lol

But kids get a kick out of your discomfort sometimes. Lol
Its weird but they look to push the boundaries to see where the line is.
Liking your penis is safe to say is where the line is drawn.
12723014, I'm fine with going to hell for laughing in this post but yeah...
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Tue Feb-10-15 09:04 AM
I'd appreciate someone giving me a heads up if my kid said that from any age really

depending on how know lil dude be talking maybe she already know he's spitting about penises and other body parts he's learning

or

maybe a more serious discussion needs to be had

either way heads up is always welcome to any parent really (I'd like to hope)