Most of the shitty movies we love are a part of our childhood. We didn't know any better, but there's that rare movie you watch as an adult that makes you say, "this is a piece of rancid trash, and I fux wit it". Whatchu got?

that shit good and turrible, and I love it. It's troubling on so many levels.

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Actually, I'm not even sure it's shitty

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Terrible movie that I love to death.

dolemite-the human tornado......LOL.....I don't love that film....I just put it on for hysterical laughs......

Really

i finally saw it a couple months ago, and i fucked with it so hard. i don't even know if i would have enjoyed it that much if i saw it at the time because of how my sensibilities have been shaped since then.

I wouldn't call it shitty at all. It's terrific.

it far surpassed my very low expectations. here is why i included it in this post:


Good Burger, Reviews
1997 Film

33%
Rotten Tomatoes-27 votes
5.6/10
IMDb-18,545 votes
3/5
Common Sense Media
2/4
Roger Ebert

And it was higher at the time when it came out.

Rotten Tomatoes isn't a terrific arbiter of quality.

I get what you're saying though. I guess I'm taking umbrage in this post with calling these movies "shitty." Most of them are doing exactly what they meant to do: entertain. If it was called "poorly received movies that you loved," I'd probably find the post to be a little less odd.

>And it was higher at the time when it came out.
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>Rotten Tomatoes isn't a terrific arbiter of quality.

i agree with you, although in this case i am in the minority with really liking indy 4, at least the time i saw it when it came out.

that was just a quick copy and paste. i don't even use rotten tomatoes. i've been seeing good burger referred to as one of the worst movies of all time since it came out. i put it in a category of films i have to check out and see for myself whether it's true. that it was an entertaining, hilarious, and visually spectacular movie dangerously close to my tastes was a complete surprise.

That way, I can flood his or her inbox with hate mail and name-calling.

>I get what you're saying though. I guess I'm taking umbrage in
>this post with calling these movies "shitty." Most of them are
>doing exactly what they meant to do: entertain. If it was
>called "poorly received movies that you loved," I'd probably
>find the post to be a little less odd.

there you go making excuses, yet when it comes to certain movies you get hyper critical, but if hey, they were meant to be fun or ironic, then hey, entertainment. nope.

black snake moan is shitty. state prop movies are shitty. shottas is shitty, etc. bad acting, corny plots, bad dialogue, strange sequences or
ideological ethos, or poor production.

... and labeling a film as "shitty." Especially when you like it.

I never called Birdman shitty, nor would I. I was entertained well enough. I found it deeply flawed, but I wouldn't even remotely tiptoe toward calling it shitty. (I assume that's the movie you mean when you say I'm hyper-critical about certain films.)

I would never call a movie I like shitty. Unless it's The Room.

I saw it for the first time in 15 years when it went up on Netflix last year. Kel Mitchell and an isolated scene here or there aside, it's pretty bad. A lot of the problem is that Kenan wasn't yet a strong enough actor to carry a feature, and his Dexter essentially is the main character who has to have the most growth.

Its probably the only kids comedy movie starring mostly young people of color in years.

but i'm still not sure if i like it...



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paid in full is as shitty as it gets......big time!

and if we could get some one to write the script

i think Hype deserves another shot to direct

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actually i only saw it once, before i knew who louis ck was (which was pretty much nobody at the time), but i doubt i'd like it much more now

seemed like a unanimously mocked movie (i mean, Bow Wow is the star).

but i liked it. i thought it had some good jokes and was kind of earnest.

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I took my current girl on a date to see Machete way back when it was in theaters (WTF 2010??? Where has time gone?) and she was mad by how bad she thought it was

I'M JUST SAYING

CINEMA SHOULD TRANSCEND GENDERS and whatnot

albeit a great weirdo genre pic

a date who loves machete is a keeper... but let's put gender and genre stereotyping aside, this is a very good film. if you'd said machete kills instead, then i'd be right there with you in it being a shitty film but wonder why you love it. machete is easy to love and not shitty if you understand what they were going for.

> but let's put gender
>and genre stereotyping aside, this is a very good film

... PERIOD! With no qualifications!

nah. Machete was the dude's equivalent of the time travel subgenre in the Chick Flick phylum of film (aka Hindsight)

it's mainly a pastiche of action film tropes. still, there are plenty of women and girls who love action movies and still more who appreciate genre mashups and satire. add onto that the cool cast and stylishness of the film and i gotta call it out as objectively not shitty! :)

>it's mainly a pastiche of action film tropes. still, there
>are plenty of women and girls who love action movies and still
>more who appreciate genre mashups and satire. add onto that
>the cool cast and stylishness of the film and i gotta call it
>out as objectively not shitty! :)

its not a bad movie in the least
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its personal but i have love for that idiot movie


does it really matter?

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the circumcision scene alone is worth the 90 minutes.

does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing? - Corey
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg

"...it's YOU..me ah come fah..' LOL

them mofos managed to stuff ever crime drama and hood movis cliche into one movie

it's incredible

I would see it again but I'd like to preserve the remaining brain cells I still have.

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and we laughed our asses off.

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guess it's just me then

It seems to me that we're supposed to laugh at, not with, these characters, because the lot of them are imbeciles.

and i love watching it to make fun of it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210616/?ref_=nv_sr_1

not even sure if i've ever seen it from the beginning but when it's on i watch if only for the canned heat ballet segment

I can't get my time back.

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Many of the people who panned it when it came out have come around. Only a matter before everyone else does too. Same as Hot Rod.

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probably 'Dog Soldiers' but I need to watch it again, first.

is a classic tour de force

American Psycho is damn near great

wild style is good. has a lot of heart, but our nostalgia plays a big part in how we view it

man it was awful
but goddammy though
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