Autocorrect keeps trying to turn 'Ilana' to 'Lana'

Poll question: Fellas, who would you ****

Poll result (50 votes) Amber Rose. Wiz Khalifa probably didn't give her chlymida and her gunch is supposedly El Dorado and the Lost City of Gold. (25 votes) Vote Kim Kardashian even though Ray-J almost definitely gave her herpes and her plastic surgery is starting to enter Lil Kim terrain (4 votes) Vote Ilana Glazer from Broad City because her vagina is probably hilarious even though she might be a really lazy lay (6 votes) Vote K. Michelle because she looks like a young Pam from Martin if she was cloned with Bria Myle's thighs and hindquarters. (8 votes) Vote None of the above and I resent no male options, you prick. (2 votes) Vote Other. (5 votes) Vote

Women who live on that type of attention bore and revolt me. Shrug. I like humble women with a pretty face and a nice smile.

but I didn't want to smother her.

you ain't got shit better to do?

actually, this'll be a great time for you to order your wife some surprise flowers.

or even, why you wanna know who we'd rather hypothetically fuck?

On Okayplayer?

Them dudes were 30+ too

Probably Broad City, or at least that character. Her drama ratio is the lowest out of everyone listed and I bet you she's probably pound for pound the best lay (Im gonna assume Amber Rose weighs more, lol)

Id almost ride with you if you were coming at it from a 'this is sexist!' angle, but it seems your beef is that it's not intellectually stimulating which is bizarre.

and needs to show some goddamn respect.

>and needs to show some goddamn respect.

One has nothing to do with another. You're the one wading into waters where your throwing shade at his marriage when he just put up a 'marry fuck kill' type post of which I can probably do a search for on the boards and find dozens of variations.

Im pretty sure if we kept a running tab on your posts, just like everyone else here including me, we can bring up topics and try to twist it as a reflection on your personal life when you're just bullshitting.

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Although I gotta admit the 'beef' has helped at least an hour flyby.

things that don't really mean anything.

but I can also enjoy a good barbershop conversation.

Waking Life is not a movie!

Documentary or something

and i voted red. lawd have mercy, red.

I don't want to have sex with a famous attention whores. Man I wish I was cooler.

> Man wish I was cooler.

to take notes from. Its not every day you can say you averted tragedy my man, but today, is one of those days.

strangers seems more miserable.

this post has no imagination.

like the mother fucker got out of bed with his wife (who he should be worried about fucking) to type this shit?

>strangers seems more miserable.

I tried to get down with this shit.

but he typing about herpes and pussies being other shit.

also, the options suck.

messy from the sex that happened half an hour ago.

just, imagine.

how silly do you feel now?

men have been having this discussion since forever because it's an easy, light-hearted way to pass time.

Work had to be done. So we here.

Appreciate it. Likewise.

know what he typing about.

I mean it is a fun poast. All the high and mighties tap-dancing with their above-reproach tom foolery.

If you are "above such" and prefer "humble women" etc...why are you in this post? Clearly it is not for you.

I swear... too many high and mighties these days...

why be in it? I avoid conversations or posts I don't rock with. Instead of pushing my politics on folk if it don't vibe with me I skip past it.


I think we can all co-exist as long as we respect each other and each other's differences without the "You all should be more..." blah blah blah.

IMHO.

company so I trust you....

then again this is okp...

maybe I should google to make sure it aint a boy wit a bra

she's the "one of these things is not like the others" option.

they realize that they look like joyless scrubs trying to take the high ground on a who would you F' post??

Then wonder why no one wants to listen to their podcast. SMH.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

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As. Long. As. It. Takes. To. Live. Vicariously. Through. The. Joy. You. Radiate. With. Your. Grown. Up. Man. Words.

joyless? where do you all come up with this shit?

im the only one that thinks this shit is a bit juvenile?

I'm the only one that thinks he should show his wife and other women a bit more respect?

you boycotting our podcast because I hurt your feelings? I love that about you.

better way?

Isn't there a bar you should be in warning people of the dangers of alcohol?

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

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and for the fun police, I'm sure my wife would understand...both the discussion and the actual smashing.

http://misterscandal.com/?p=19257

She's thick. And she's been around for years, and I have no idea what her voice sounds like.

>She's thick. And she's been around for years, and I have no
>idea what her voice sounds like.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She sound the way she look ... like honey in the sunlight...

of clips of her and she's funny. and she's cool. she'd be cool to hang out with.

with that said, she's out of place in this poll. you not asking who we'd like to hang out with. nobody talking about Amber Rose &
K Michelle & Kim K are thinking about hanging out. you know what it is.

she would be the kinkiest out of all the options, even though (and I hate to type this) you can argue she's the least attractive of the bunch.

We start clowning and the talk almost always turns to women. Famous, not famous, women from our past, whatever. So I don't find it weird at all that a bunch of dudes on a message board might start posting about attractive women.

Anyways, I'm not familiar with K. Michelle but I googled a little bit. She's tight.

I think Kardashian is very attractive but she's a dead fish. Amber Rose looks good too and I have a feeling she could put a little somethin' on me. Glazer would probably be off the charts wild and have you doing some unthinkable stuff.

I'm voting Amber Rose but that could change if the wind blows in a different direction.

I mean Amber is hot but I don't know.,.. too much maybe?

Amber it is

We all love funny sexually free chicks but you she is not the one. She is the one of the 1000s of these chicks roaming around every urban area with at least 40% white people and their are better looking physically choices.

Let OKP tell it Tina Fey and Rachel Maddow are hotties.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

Ilana is cute in a flirty co-worker type of way.

Just so I can record the ensuing meltdown and giggle at the limp wristed slaps he’d likely throw my way.

With any luck, I’d get a response along the lines of “I’ma let you finish, but I got the best dick of all time!”

she is putting in work in the sack?

Amber at this point probably the only thing she really got going for her is being an excellent lay so it has to be her.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/

Have we really lost our ability to objectify properly?

Everyone here that works in an office has badder chicks around them right now. If you gotta start pulling up videos, and talking about "you need to see her on XYZ show to understand" then she just ain't built for this conversation. None of those other broads need to be qualified.

there are dudes here who'd have brought her up.

have the dudes who claim they see chicks badder than Amber and Kim K at the local swap meet showed up yet? b/c they'll come too.

I saw a chick with a body that rivaled Amber's from behind, then she turned around and had a grill that looked like Biz Markie...


twas a sad day indeed...


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

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Like, Katie Holmes. She gets a lot of pub talking about how 'pretty' she is, but no. She's just sort of there. she's not 'ugly', but let's stop with the 'beauty' bullshit. She's a great catch if you're Gilbert Grape in your small town of cousin fuckers or whatever, but otherwise she's an average looking woman who just happens to be famous.

***before the usual feminist heroes come running, nobody is demanding goddess-levels of beauty from women or assigning value to all women based on looks, I'm speaking strictly in terms of objective perceptions of physical beauty in a vacuum. Kim K is visually attractive. Katie Holmes is just whatever. Who the fuck knows what sort of people they are, what kind of values they have, or what sort of conversation there is to be had with them, but that's not the topic.

like Brooke Shields, Uma Thurman and Alek Wek.

At least not to us non-baller dudes here on OKP. So why not have fun with it?

Compare her:
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Jessica-Alba-in-The-Eye-horror-movies-7102568-1500-997.jpg

To this:
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6482059/600full-ilana-glazer.jpg


Shit just make me irrationally mad, lol.

Like, if you've kept up with the current it thing in black pop culture 'Empire'.

Id love to walk into a party with this on my arm:
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Grace+Gealey+Selma+New+York+Premiere+Inside+M0m_H9l2_hJl.jpg

But when it comes to who would probably be a much more fun in bed?

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tarajiempiret1-400x242.jpg

No message

There have been many posts over the years where some mediocre ass chick gets Roger Rabbit, OWOOOOOGA!! level reactions.

When someone (such as myself) sees these posts, rolls their eyes, and says SERIOUSLY? The boo birds fly fast and furious.

If we're going to shit here like pigs and discuss women like sex-meat, then dammit.... we need some standards.

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http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/

BUT.

Some people like a dirty 6.

6's are crazy.

They even go ass to mouth.

(although you might end up with a chocolate milk mustache)

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg

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You packed an awful lot into that one.

I almost died laugh-choking on my water just now!!!!!!

>Have we really lost our ability to objectify properly?

I understand that women can be into someone because of talent or power or whatever, but as a man, I feel like I can objectify a woman in a vacuum. All I really need to know if what does her ass look like in a thong? How dem titties looking? I don't care if she's funny, can sing, has loot, etc.

Oh and I'd go with Amber over Kim K all day, but I couldn't pick K Michelle out of a lineup.

I work with women slightly below, at, or above Illana's level that I could pull if I wasn't so afraid of getting fired. Amber seems like a really fun and cool person to hang out with. Kim K is married so that takes the fun out of that. K. Michelle talks about her life too much on social media and I'll be damned if she tweets a tracklist of our sexual escapades. Amber is the most thoro out of all of them.

Aight Principle Deadzombie...

how about you tell the childish how childish they are while continuously click and reply to said post

C- troll grade for the day fam

that's at least a B.

what separates her from the rest of these options is she's a comedic actress, Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian and K Michelle are in the business of being themselves

you'd have to watch Broad City (or have a few wild flings) to get why guys (self included) would get with her character. unfortunately everything I've seen IRL is over the top goofy and Abbi could be the better lay

but that said, Kim Kardashian is the most attractive to me and we've seen she's boring in bed. K Michelle is the type to fight a dude if she doesn't climax, and Amber is hypersexualized to where the lack of intrigue is almost a turn off

I guess Im picking Amber Rose because she's most attainable one that wouldn't put me in harm's way. but for all I know she could be a prude too

>what separates her from the rest of these options is she's a
>comedic actress, Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian and K Michelle are
>in the business of being themselves
>
>you'd have to watch Broad City (or have a few wild flings) to
>get why guys (self included) would get with her character.
>unfortunately everything I've seen IRL is over the top goofy
>and Abbi could be the better lay
>
>but that said, Kim Kardashian is the most attractive to me and
>we've seen she's boring in bed. K Michelle is the type to
>fight a dude if she doesn't climax, and Amber is
>hypersexualized to where the lack of intrigue is almost a turn
>off
>
>I guess Im picking Amber Rose because she's most attainable
>one that wouldn't put me in harm's way. but for all I know she
>could be a prude too

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

*or head of hair, as it were

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She's not my ideal but she's easily the most amazing looking woman on this list. I have a thing for K. Michelle, but I feel even she would tell me to go after Amber 1st.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

It was settled last night when Susie Essman made a guest appearance as Ilana's mother.



http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5331/91/16x9/960.jpg


This is what y'all are putting on par with Kim and Amber.



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http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/

But I've encountered women that may not be the most physically attractive but their personality & demeanor make them sexy as hell. If you saw Kardashian's video with Ray J, you'd see that she had zero sex appeal in the sack (I'd absolutely still tap).

For me, sexy isn't always a physical attribute.

i aint vote for ol girl obviously but if you aint fucked a chick for reasons other than her physical appearance being hot something is wrong with you

i've seen some chicks where i'm thinking "yo, she is borderline ugly as hell...but it's something about her that gives me the sudden urge to have my dick sucked"

if you aint never had a chick with personality or an unattractive feature intrigue u and/or your dick...grow up lol

Ilana's character is filthy. That's gonna appeal to some folks more than a dead fish.

I picked Amber but I do't consider it too far of a stretch that someone wants to get it in with Ilana.

Iont care if she just lays there. It's all about making that pretty face make ugly faces...

may not be your type, but niggas in here acting like she's not even a woman. Like "how DARE yall throw 'it' in this poll?"

Lol all these other chicks are like GMO processed food.

This poll is like "what would you rather eat: A whopper, a big mac, a fatburger, or some fruits and vegetables".

Now I get in that moment you aren't necessarily looking to adhere to any diet, but some people make choose fruits and veggies. It's still food.

Having said all that, Amber Rose and it's not even close.

chance to eat any meal that you want, why would you pick a Big Mac which you can get any time you want with little to no effort?

There is an Ilana sitting at a bar right now on the white/black edge of every city playing hip-hop on the jukebox and not so casually dropping that her last boyfriend was black and marveling at how cool your hair is.


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http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/

Yeah, Horry has the most titles, but c'mon.

throw some better options