We're the poorest family there, he's the only black kid in his school, but the financial aid is incredible, the teacher::student ratio is ridiculous, he's learning in a bilingual environment, and we get to go to cocktail parties in apartments bigger than most houses overlooking Central Park. The kid comes home and tells me new shit he's learned in Hebrew, I wait patiently for when he comes home and asks me what a schvartze joke is.

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