there are people that live here with 3 kids, but idk if I could do it. My wife would literally rather live in another country than live on long island, and I'm not too keen on it either, even though it would cut my commute considerably. If we ever left Astoria, we'd probably be leaving New York altogether for a house in the woods or some shit. The way property values are going in my neck of the woods, I might see 100K+ in profit when I sell this place.

I remember you saying way back when that you were going to be raising your son Jewish. How's that been working out?