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Topic subjectwoe is a fat, broke, ugly Black man.
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12714992, woe is a fat, broke, ugly Black man.
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 01:24 PM
So I'm in this lil fb group full of 35+ people that like to kick it occasionally...and after these lil kick it sessions theres s flood of pics of all the fun that was had because you know, fun ain't really fun unless people saw you having fun.

& I kinda noticed something...all the women in the pics rave abt each other...idgaf what the woman looks like the other women show her a lot of love

Ie omg everyone is sooo adorable I want to hump the air, ohhh so and so is so sexy ohhh so and so is so amazing etc

And thats perfectly fine & acceptable.

And the few unattached guys who I assume people find attractive...get a cosign or 2...the one guy thats like universally hot gets massive cosigns

But you know who gets zero love.

The fat blk unattractive guy.

Other guys dont show him love like the fat unattractive woman gets love from other women.

The women are like uniformly ignoring that fool or fools

Everybody's day else's pics got hundreds of comments and likes...any pic with a guy in it is like *crickets*

Thats got to suck. I mean...its hard being a man, people. It is. You basically have to be really solid in who you are because if you the kinda person that needs ego strokes or compliments to enhance your shit...you simply ain't getting it unless your that devastatingly handsome chiseled guy.

*looks in mirror*

Which is good for me...but the rest of y'all?

Sucks, man.

12714995, RE: woe is a fat, broke, ugly Black man.
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine, Sat Jan-31-15 01:30 PM
http://origincache-ash.fbcdn.net/10013079_681935268520248_285789966_n.jpg
12715016, And if you're short-- it's a wrap.
Posted by Atillah Moor, Sat Jan-31-15 02:35 PM
12715017, darn you bout to have me go through and like
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Sat Jan-31-15 02:36 PM
All my ugly dudes pics.


**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/
12715022, You delusional porcine motherfucker.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 02:49 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715026, literally no one incl your wife & mom would say you look better than me
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 02:55 PM
Get off my dick and get a fucking job you sorry ass useless motherfucker


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715027, Nigga, you look like a human shit stain or loose turd with eyes.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 02:57 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715029, easily verified, Corey. you post a recent pic & I'll do the same
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:00 PM
You and I both know what the results of that would be

You are not a attractive person, dude. You know this. You look like master splinter. It is what it is.


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715035, Bruh, you look like an angry used placenta.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:03 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715036, can BOTH of ya'll stop already?
Posted by GirlChild, Sat Jan-31-15 03:04 PM
jesus its been years of this shit already
12715037, You still living as a woman?
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:07 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715040, i'm going to assume that WASN'T directed towards me
Posted by GirlChild, Sat Jan-31-15 03:11 PM
12715292, It was tho...
Posted by kingjerm78, Sun Feb-01-15 12:57 PM
12715130, LMAO
Posted by Shaun Tha Don, Sat Jan-31-15 06:06 PM
12715132, Ouch.
Posted by isaaaa, Sat Jan-31-15 06:29 PM

Anti-gentrification, cheap alcohol & trying to look pretty in our twilight posting years (c) Big Reg


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12715039, its weird... like I am always lumped in with the critique. both of you stop!!
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:11 PM
Did I say something to him?

Have I ever made a corey, get a job post over and over for years?

Did I ever make up...anything abt this clown?

Nope. Yet when I respond to him...I'm in the wrong.

Fuck that. Respectfully.


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715042, i know you didn't
Posted by GirlChild, Sat Jan-31-15 03:12 PM
but you both start with each other
like damn, ya'll just chill
12715045, why?
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:15 PM
Why do I have to chill?

Seriously.

I mean this is a hypothetical as you know I won't ever ever chill so you know that was a waste of keystrokes but I'm wondering abt the why?

Doesnt add up to me


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715046, be the bigger person
Posted by GirlChild, Sat Jan-31-15 03:18 PM
lol


or just fight it out
but man, year and years of this, don't ya'll get tired?
12715049, He is the bigger person, literally.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:19 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715131, LMAO
Posted by Shaun Tha Don, Sat Jan-31-15 06:07 PM
12715133, Oh shit lol
Posted by isaaaa, Sat Jan-31-15 06:30 PM

Anti-gentrification, cheap alcohol & trying to look pretty in our twilight posting years (c) Big Reg


Get 25% off www.karmaloop.com w/ rep code JR9103 |
Nike, G-Star, Herschel, Adidas (Men's & Women's clothing)
12715150, lmao!!!!
Posted by Starks dunked on Bulls, Sat Jan-31-15 07:46 PM
>
>my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right:
>http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
>my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
>
>*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715052, are you not entertained? real rap tho...whose cuter?
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:26 PM
go ahead. youre a disinterested 3rd party.

my pic is below his is too.

go ahead.

your honest appraisal. be honest.

i can take it im sure corey is aware.


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715057, & before you start. YES i know we're both hideous.
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:29 PM
YES i know you want neither of us.

YES i know this is corny & beneath everyone involved

YES i know any woman in our lives would be mortified that this is even going on

i get ALLLLL that.

just answer the question




does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715060, i'm going back to watching house hunters, lol
Posted by GirlChild, Sat Jan-31-15 03:29 PM
go ahead and fight you big babies

*removes pope hat*
12715062, ^^^^that bullshit. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:32 PM

does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715038, cool. post a pic, Corey. I'll do the same.
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:08 PM
I mean...the shit is very easily verified. Lol

Go get your make up done and take your glamour shot. Make yourself as attractive as possible. Lemme know when youre ready.



does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715043, Who is this handsome devil?
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:13 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/166604_10100342688840633_5938405_n.jpg?oh=1fcf7309e91ad662d6939c15eed874fd&oe=55526071&__gda__=1431568473_7c2698cf83a1688339df0151412a6d8d

Jump back and kiss mahself!


my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715051, i won
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:24 PM
we're done here
12715054, You look like you do well with drunk women.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:28 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715059, bitch i do good w/ ALL women. if she dont like me, she dykey.
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:29 PM
now YOU on the other hand...


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715066, Nigga, you look like lint with an opinion.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:34 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715068, ^^^teaches social studies to underperforming 6th graders
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:36 PM
hey, listen, if junior doesnt turn in his book report on time can he like clap erasers together for extra credit or what?

nice bowtie, btw.

what a idiot.


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715070, You look like Fred Sanford's shadow.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:38 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715071, ^^^^they call him MISTER Pibbs nm
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:40 PM

does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715076, You prolly got a piece of chicken in your pocket right now.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:45 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715079, ^^^^buys bow ties, pocket squares and socks from K&G
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 03:50 PM
And they allllll #coordinate

Nigga take your good grown granimal without fit wearing ass on, this is over


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715083, Your face is the avatar for gluttonous disappointment.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 03:57 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715086, ^^^^jv debate coach at booker t Washington Jr high on mlk avenue nm
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 04:01 PM

does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715089, Your face qualifies as a Superfund Site.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 04:05 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715091, your socks look like Christmas wrapping paper, my nigga.
Posted by Binlahab, Sat Jan-31-15 04:09 PM
Please stop.


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715093, I take my socks off, you always look like Ned The Wino's lovechild.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 04:15 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715058, LOL
Posted by Shaun Tha Don, Sat Jan-31-15 03:29 PM
12715065, They got me dying
Posted by Lach, Sat Jan-31-15 03:33 PM
12715087, I can never tell if you two are joning or serious
Posted by melmag, Sat Jan-31-15 04:01 PM

I cant be the only one. Good job fellas
12715152, damn what happened.
Posted by guru0509, Sat Jan-31-15 07:52 PM
lol
12715162, Another shitty post by Buffet The Hampire Slayer.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat Jan-31-15 08:56 PM

my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
12715221, ^^^lolz
Posted by zaire, Sun Feb-01-15 01:25 AM
thats great
12715359, I thought this was about woe.is.me the poster, lol
Posted by KosherSam, Sun Feb-01-15 05:35 PM
12715365, you people are really very stupid. like isa, shaun the don? you dudes
Posted by Binlahab, Sun Feb-01-15 05:53 PM
yall are very dumb.

1st of all, girlchild is a woman. IDIOTS. shes a good looking woman @ that. (married but still) have you fools noticed we dont have many of those left around here? do you know why you insipid morons? because mouth breathers like you asshats have chased them all off. THINK MCFLY. when you cosign this 7/11 cashier job rejects jokes abt women you make it THAT much more unfriendly TO women. clowns. DO BETTER.

2nd of all, IDIOTS! did yall look @ crichs bullshit ass glamour shot?! THATS your champion?! damn yall are dumb.

bah.

still much better looking then all yall.

Signed,

The Goat


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg
12715465, I love a good Bin and Cory spat...
Posted by Valium, Sun Feb-01-15 10:57 PM
This shit made my night.
12716332, You two ....
Posted by TR808, Mon Feb-02-15 04:57 PM
Yall just need to figure out which one of yall is gonna

be the PITCHER and who is gonna be the CATCHER...


kiss and make up and move on...