with this girl back in HS. She wanted to go to the prom with me but we both knew that wasn't going to happen (she was Italian) so we devised a plan. We would go on a DOUBLE DATE so we could still chill together. I went right up to her date the day before and told him about our plan and he was cool with it. My date had no clue and the only reason I asked her is because she took great photos

Anyway, the next morning all 4 of us wake up at her spot and she gets in the shower and asked me to bring her some soap or a towel...

I wanted to jump in that shit so bad but I kept thinking this dude would kill me if he came home early.

To this day my nigga teases me for not going in... I deserve it but fuck it. Her uncle was too crazy to take that chance and my date was looking at me like "dis dirt dog nigga has no shame"