I once ate an entire large pizza by myself.

These are my confessions.

or some chips or cheese and crackers?

thanks

or something.

I eat a platter of nachos at least 5 times a month

I've eaten at least three plates at an all you can eat buffet before

Just anything snack related I can and have gone to town in




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peanut butter and frosting sammich. You're welcome.

tell me the bread was sponge cake fam

I like to keep my protein and sugar separate


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TRIPLE CORONARY BYPASS™ (aka THE SUPER-STACK)
It becomes difficult to even describe this, the most preposterous of our Bypass Burgers. It’s sort of a Coronary Bypass surrounded by a Double Coronary Bypass. Sort of. We guess all you really need to know is that we use three burger patties, three fried eggs, fourteen slices of American cheese, and ten slices of bacon, all packed between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Figuring out how to add condiments is completely up to you. It’s served in a big bowl of french fries and tater tots covered, in lots of our Cheesy-Cheese Goo. Enjoy!

https://thevortexbarandgrill.com/menus/food-menu/

Sounds like a ton of salt for the body to process.

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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

I love crab..let me say..I lovee crab.

So I see we getting our taxs back and say lets do RL and splurge on some rock lobster etc etc

well I ordered the lobster and the crab..both of us

they came out with these ..platers with whole lobsters and fixins..and crablegs (king) for days

when it came to our table we were aghast...folks were pointing, waiters were talking to toher tables explaining what we ordered


we grubbed on maybe a quarter of it and were done..had bibs on..looked like we were in Medieval Times...wasted food and mbarrassed with all the food abundance

I excused myself to the restroom and during that time, the waiter brought the check

my wife told me to guess what the cost was..I low balled and said 65?.."higher"

100?

higher...


came out to three bills kind of and I had to ac t like it was nothin but a thang while inside I was having a panic atack trying to pose cool lol

some waiters were cogregating..i felt they were guarding the exits in case we atempted to dash n dine or something but we paid an walked out leaving the food as we were DONE with seeing anymore seafood lol..like it was no thing

How much did you tip?

is body mozzarella sticks, baked ziti AND 2 sausage slices in one sitting
in my defense I hit 2 to the face and hadn't eaten since 8am (this was around 6pm)

like one of those big fancy chocolate joints
ive eaten a whole bag of kettle chips

or something that you knew about before?

after Louie i *kinda* wanted to do it but i also know the agony of an overstuffed stomach and i didn't want to do it to myself

***
I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

then you leave and immediately go to another restaurant and eat another full meal

it can be any combo you want

like you go eat mexican then go to the jamaican restaurant

bangbang

I started with sushi, it seemed like a lot but I'm always still hungry after sushi

Then Italian, which was two blocks down, and I ate like a champ.

Then I walked out and saw an Indian restaurant, my favorite food, a block later.

I hadn't had Indian in months, didn't realize that spot existed and immediately regretted settling for Italian. I spent a minute drooling over a menu, then realized the buffet was still in effect, next thing you know.....bangbangbang :(

When I saw it on Louie I was filled with horror,shame, and self-loathing

I used to do shit like that all the time in college. I'd get off work (delivering pizza) w/wings....hit McDonalds...and 7-Eleven.
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i'm seriously considering having a lobster roll AND fried rice for lunch today
SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE CHANSON
*shakes fist*

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huh

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Pulled pork, wrapped in 4 slices of bacon, sliced brisket & cheddar cheese on a kaiser roll.

into a big bowl and eat that shit.

I'm talking about the cereal sampler. Would pick whatever ones I was feeling at the time like Pops, cocoa pebbles, whatever and pour all of them into a bowl.

>into a big bowl and eat that shit.
>
>I'm talking about the cereal sampler. Would pick whatever ones
>I was feeling at the time like Pops, cocoa pebbles, whatever
>and pour all of them into a bowl.

jokes!

>jokes!

long story short, I wanted to soak in the tub but I was hungry so I ran the water but the boston market smelled so good, that i was like fuck it, i will just eat in the tub. so i sat the food on the side of the tub and just ate it while I soaked and read a book.

beer and wine primarily
i love it

youre in the shower
washing your body
soap flying around
wringing out the cloth
rinsing off
and you still find time to drink a beer lol

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/23/garden/the-freedom-and-perils-of-living-alone.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

i sent that around to friends when it came out and many replied to say they do a shower beer

i keep the drink on the sink which is right outside the tub. i just divert the shower stream and sip. beer works better than wine but a champagne flute is good. i put prosecco in it and the risk of water getting in is minimal

and the visual of someone washing behind their
ears with one hand and a beer in the other got me rollin
maybe ill try it one day
but i think i can wait til i get out the shower lol

Get drunk and confused and condition your hair with some Mad Dog.

>

I do it while on vacation all the time now.

Shower beer is a standard.
Cold beer, hot shower? That's the good life.

http://www.amazon.com/WaveHooks-Wine-Glass-Holder-Pink/dp/B00M07HH8E

http://shakoolie.com/

A cold beer in a hot shower....nothing better

this is when I was in high school.

when I am trying to get ready for a party and my time is limited.

i will smoke a j and take a cocktail with me to the shower. thats like my sunday afternoon special.

wish I could get into it :-/




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Now okayplayers are going to think all white people bathe in dirty water and eat spaghetti in the bathtub.

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Let them get soggy, mix it up and eat it with a spoon.

ordered it

got home

had to leave back out

put it in the fridge

next day...smashed

cold.........nachos w/chili+cheese+ allthatotherjazz

I loved the Whopper, but BK fries suck. So, it was nothing to roll through BK and order a Whopper, and then roll through McD's and get a large fry. And...occasionally roll through DQ and cop a shake or Misty freeze.

I couldn't help but think though, that by the time I got through the DQ drive-thru, I could imagine the cashier looking into my car and seeing me sitting alone with two other fast food bags on seat, and thinking..."fat fuck."

full meals every few hours.
ice cream in between
until i got hit with the gestational diabetes towards the end of my pregnancy

and get crumbs all over my coat

when I was a skinny dude, our nights would begin with a stop at a fast food joint. My typical order would be something like this:

"Lemme get a double quarter pounder with double cheese, no onions... a big mac without onions, extra sauce, and double cheese... A double cheese burger with extra cheese... super size fries... a large coke with no ice... and throw two of them pies in there too."

And once I was done, I'd look at everybody else's food like "you gonna eat that???"

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

Like the ones u use to top the box cakes that you make at home. The whole damn thing in one seating.

but as a child from elementary up until freshman year of high school, I would buy ham and cheese foot long heros from local bodegas whenever my classes would go out on day long trips. I would stuff this footlong with about two bags worth of BBQ Corn chips. Sounds pretty repugnant now that I typed that out.

15 is my max I think

number of white castles alone or along with other stuff from there?

When I was skinny, it was typical to run through 10 with cheese, a 3 or 4 double cheese burgers, a couple of chickens, fries, and maybe a fish.

We were always torn between ox tale, curry goat or jerk chicken with beans and rice.
So we would order all three and have a little portion of each and save the rest for later or the next day.

So when we broke up I continued ordering all three, this one time however I was super high and had the munchies like a mug. the food tasted so good that I ate all three meals in a space of about 1.5 hours.

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miserable niggas yo
cant let nobody have nothing
"god save the queen pip pip cheerio tea time princess di" ass niggas (c)white desus

Pizza Hut received $42 from me last week.

I have the highest metabolism on OKP so my diet is screwed beyond repair. Fucked around and went to Subway. I ordered a steak cheese with pepperoni, chicken, with honey mustard and chiptole.

The fattest thing I've done is go to buffetts to the point where the owners know me by name.

i can see pizza hit, but a sandwich shop??

.....

I ordered:

3 subs (extra sauce, cheese on everything).
2 grilled subs
4 wraps or pitas is what I think they were called.
4 expensive at-the-time drinks (considering their cost relative to 7-11)
1 soup

Each sub was $8. I ate it all because metabolism was low.

>.....
>
>I ordered:
>
>3 subs (extra sauce, cheese on everything).
>2 grilled subs
>4 wraps or pitas is what I think they were called.
>4 expensive at-the-time drinks (considering their cost
>relative to 7-11)
>1 soup
>
>Each sub was $8. I ate it all because metabolism was low.

Woah. What order did you eat all that? Did you eat this at the Quiznos itself or did you carry this back to your place? Can you tell I'm bored at work?

>>.....
>>
>>I ordered:
>>
>>3 subs (extra sauce, cheese on everything).
>>2 grilled subs
>>4 wraps or pitas is what I think they were called.
>>4 expensive at-the-time drinks (considering their cost
>>relative to 7-11)
>>1 soup
>>
>>Each sub was $8. I ate it all because metabolism was low.
>
>Woah. What order did you eat all that? Did you eat this at the
>Quiznos itself or did you carry this back to your place? Can
>you tell I'm bored at work?

I ordered this during the Giants versus Pats Super Bowl at my privileged cokehead friend's house. One of these days I'll post about the shit he tried to put me through. The one with the David Tyree catch.

came up 14oz short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESCB_-8L994

gah damn. Does she even chew?

I was sitting in King Kong w/ a 5Pc Chicken Selects, two fries, two apple pies, and a Double Cheeseburger

I also bought popcorn, Skittles, Twizzlers, and a Coke.....

And I knew the exact change because it wasn't the first time....smmfh
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called 'let's get fat tonight'

which I played on the piano, while the wife and I ate steamed lobster tails, fried scallops, crab legs, crab cakes......ice cream.

we was on one.

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This is one of my life goals next time I hit Nashville

I was there with my main man and our respective ladies...we discussed it and I was down but we didn't wanna create a spectacle in front of said ladies.

But next time I'm there?....sheeeeeit (c)clay Davis

Back in my 300lb days lol. That little stretch from like 2005-2010 I was a mess till I decided to get healthy. Now I'm a gym nut.

Got lean and muscular. 6'1.

One of those burgers with Krispy Kreme's as the bun, that shit was good.

after work and eat some wings...

then come home and act like I ain't never been there and eat dinner again.

I'll bring lunch to work to save money, eat this shit at 10am, and go to lunch around 1 or 2.

my metabolism was through the roof at that time plus I was on active duty so I didn't have an ounce of fat on me

that was a friday/saturday Madden 93/94 on Genesis with the crew meal. We'd each get a large pizza and pull a bottle out.
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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

....surprised myself....it was gone in a couple hrs


...this week....i cooked 3 chicken patties, but after they were done i realized i only had enough bread for two sammiches....so instead of putting the spare in the fridge i made a double cheese patty.....i almost hate to say how delicious it was LOL

time I end up eating the whole thing especially if its something I really like.

while dipping it in the blue cheese.

slept well that night.

lol

...

that's quite an accomplishment.

Shit

got a triple thickburger with bacon, chilli cheese fries, extra large vanillia ice cream root beer float,...sat on my living room floor. either watch 5 hours of monday night raw tapes, or reno 911 dvd's....

I
ATE
AWL
THAT
SH*T


"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

We called them on two seperate occasions in the same night 1-2 hours before they closed.

I was in my feelings about some shyt..




but im banned tho.
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Dallas Cavericks LETS GO!!

I bought 8oz of mozzarella and 10 slices of provolone and melted it in the oven with hella pepperoni ate it right off the baking sheet with my fingers.

In the past I've eaten two chipotle burritos in one sitting.

When I was pregnant I replaced the middle bread on a Big MAc with a McChicken ate that and a large fry and a vanilla milkshake.

I also ate a medium pizza with everything(even anchovies) followed by a gyro.

I do hella fat shit tho, I eat a cookie with every meal, smh. I routinely order two entree (I might not eat all of both, all at once though... might not)

i hate people like you, who can just constantly eat and eat and not gain a single lb.

... nowadays if I even LOOK at food I gain weight.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

I work out 4-5 days a week and I have a on my feet job so I just stay the same size.

>i hate people like you, who can just constantly eat and eat
>and not gain a single lb.

I burn crazy calories doing basic stuff. This is all jiu-jitu's fault. I routinely screwed around and dropped six pounds during practice. It feels so awkward losing weight working out. It got so bad that I had to eat every hour and keep in mind I averaged three and half hours a sleep during this run.

Aka, no parents to tell me not to wild out. Shit like getting the largest burger on the menu, adding fries, adding cheese to the fries, and upgrading the drink to a shake. All at like, 4am.

.

I was literally expecting to see the upper room any second. A cheesesteak is bad enough, but add fries with 4 kinds of cheese, bacon and ranch dressing and you better make sure your affairs are in order. Crazy thing was this was like 2 years ago. My old ass know better than to eat like that. I don't know what I was thinking.

I stayed in my boxers and beater and ate 1 whole pizza for each day and didn't do shit but play video games and watch movies.

http://www.phillymag.com/restaurant/american-sardine-bar/

as in, i stood in front of it and literally ate out of my fridge

leftovers
salads
cheese
cold cut slices like they were chips
cake
whatever was in there, down the hatch it went

then bout 40 mins into it i had a 'wtf u doin??" coming to moment and felt so ashamed.

http://m.imgur.com/r/cheeseburgers/vO8Z5zv

Had to go home about 10 minutes after i was done with it

At like 11pm on a saturday

Multiple places

eating in the car and in parking lots

I ate a whole pizza once but it was in two sittings

to complete my meal

And once bit straight into my tongue at chipotle, confirmed I had drawn blood, finished my meal.