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Topic subjectDo you squeeze through with your crotch or ass ?
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12711052, Do you squeeze through with your crotch or ass ?
Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Jan-28-15 02:25 AM
Narrow space no way to avoid rubbing close,do you slide by crotch to crotch {or ass}or turn your back and squeeze past?
Does the other persons sex influence your choice?
12711134, Gender matters
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-28-15 09:19 AM
With a woman, I usually slide by with my back to her, so she doesn't think I'm on some #creeplife. With a dude, it depends on which way he's facing. If he's facing away, I'll pass butt-to-butt. If he's facing me, I go front-to-to front because back to crotch seems mad submissive.
12711138, generally ass end first and always so with women
Posted by Atillah Moor, Wed Jan-28-15 09:21 AM
12711166, no it don't
Posted by GHNO, Wed Jan-28-15 09:37 AM
if it's a dude,
i'm just gonna lamp for a minute until the passage way clears...
i'm not in THAT much of a hurry...
12711176, I gotta get off the bus/train while the doors are still open
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-28-15 09:44 AM
Must be nice to have the luxury of getting off at whichever stop has the fewest men between you and the door.
12711186, i always plan ahead. always.
Posted by GHNO, Wed Jan-28-15 09:50 AM
12711216, IKR... I'll wait on a nigga.
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-28-15 10:14 AM
12712917, what if the woman you're sliding by butt first happens to be trans???
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Thu Jan-29-15 02:19 PM



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12711148, ionno... but over the xmas break my brother and I were in the...
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-28-15 09:28 AM
kitchen and we had our backs to each other and we both bent down at the same time and our butts touched...

we screamed NOOOO then we left the kitchen for a minute before going back to cooking breakfast.
12711151, y'all gay now
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-28-15 09:29 AM
12711157, LOL
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-28-15 09:34 AM
12711162, LMAO!
Posted by Marbles, Wed Jan-28-15 09:36 AM
12711177, lulz!
Posted by luminous, Wed Jan-28-15 09:44 AM
12711524, Lololololol
Posted by Latina212, Wed Jan-28-15 12:52 PM
12712230, madatory that y'all shoulda went out and chopped wood...
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Wed Jan-28-15 10:53 PM
... went bow hunting for moose, rebuilt an engine, played full contact football with no pads with a group of 300lb+ former line backers, drank whiskey straight out the oak barrel and other "manly" things before re-entering the kitchen.

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12712930, we ran out the kitchen like shit was on fire...
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Jan-29-15 02:28 PM
watched NFL Network and talked football for a few minutes before getting back to work.





12711155, #whatwouldTylerDurdendo?
Posted by Somnus, Wed Jan-28-15 09:32 AM
12711161, it depends on which of us has the bigger dick.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-28-15 09:35 AM
If my dick is bigger then I go with my crotch. If his is bigger I go with my ass.
12711268, your level of focus never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by Joe Corn Mo, Wed Jan-28-15 10:39 AM
12711278, lazer sharp.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-28-15 10:44 AM
12711284, This works in theory
Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Jan-28-15 10:47 AM
But the hierarchy of cock is mysterious.
What if he's a grower not a show-er ?
If I'm blessed should the less privileged defer to me ?
Should the truly wretched bow down to my largesse?
And to add gender wars to the Mix.....what trumps pussy or dick ?
12711287, it's about what i see in the moment.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-28-15 10:48 AM
no deep thought. so show-er/grow-er doesn't matter.

if he's showing more meat than i'm showing then i'm squeezing by w/my ass b/c i want to feel that meat on my buns.

if i have more meat then i'm going by w/my boys up front hoping to catch a feel of what he's dragging behind him.

if she's a woman i'll let her go by first b/c girls are icky. ewww.
12711292, I'm assuming you're referriing to total volume, right
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-28-15 10:50 AM
length x girth, no?
12711429, i usually can't see all of that b/c they're clothed.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-28-15 11:56 AM
it could be all balls.

i dunno and it doesn't matter for the analysis at hand.
12712180, so you ever be like afterwards
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Wed Jan-28-15 09:35 PM
yup definitely all balls there
12711310, smh. lol. file under #rapeculture #streetharrasment
Posted by dafriquan, Wed Jan-28-15 10:57 AM

>if he's showing more meat than i'm showing then i'm squeezing
>by w/my ass b/c i want to feel that meat on my buns.
>
>if i have more meat then i'm going by w/my boys up front
>hoping to catch a feel of what he's dragging behind him.
>
12711430, <-- i learned by watching Cos.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-28-15 11:56 AM
12711173, usually crotch, because i have a PHAT ass
Posted by luminous, Wed Jan-28-15 09:43 AM
12711179, MANDATE
Posted by kingjerm78, Wed Jan-28-15 09:46 AM
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12711236, ^^^
Posted by Somnus, Wed Jan-28-15 10:26 AM
12711272, lulz
Posted by luminous, Wed Jan-28-15 10:42 AM
12711655, All that hee-heeing and no proof.
Posted by kingjerm78, Wed Jan-28-15 02:11 PM
>
12712162, ^^^ not sharing the wealth
Posted by Riot, Wed Jan-28-15 09:15 PM
12712249, surely she will deliver...
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Wed Jan-28-15 11:19 PM
http://img.pandawhale.com/39559-OP-will-surely-deliver-We-just-4lFx.jpeg


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12711185, Im more concerned with trying not to bump people my chest
Posted by SimplyHannah, Wed Jan-28-15 09:50 AM
i don't think about the rest, I just figure out which way I can slide through the easiest with making minimal contact.
12711197, Never and I don't understand ppl who don't say excuse me
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-28-15 09:59 AM
Rather than making physical contact with someone who's a stranger. If it's someone of the same gender you know well like a family member then it's okay. But I had several guys try and do this to me when I was in a store the other day. There was a table behind me. I asked the woman at the counter to show me the stuff on the other side of the counter where there was more space. She refused so I just moved her whole table full of stuff back. Lol. Ppl are idiots.
12711206, you flipping folk's tables....but people are idiots?? WPOTGIT??
Posted by GHNO, Wed Jan-28-15 10:06 AM
12711589, I'm bigger, plus why must I ask you to be able to walk by?
Posted by 8-bit, Wed Jan-28-15 01:37 PM
I *know* y'all see me... I'm a big black man. places like Whole Foods are the worst with this. Yuppie women blocking the aisle with both their body and cart, see me and just continue shopping. Fuck that, I move people's carts and brush past people if they get in my way, see me, and don't bother moving.
12712163, I was looking closely at jewelry...
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-28-15 09:15 PM
So no I didn't see the first guy. The second guy I saw and moved. There was no reason for anyone to be walking by me because they could have accessed the same space by walking behind the table. There were two paths.

You say excuse me because it's fucking rude to invade a woman's personal space by rubbing your crotch against them and you have manners. Also because you don't want peoples lice, cooties or bedbugs.
12712172, you never been in a chest to chest/should to shoulder club?
Posted by deejboram, Wed Jan-28-15 09:27 PM
where you have to tap every damn person to let you by
and you have to hold your drink in the air like the statue of liberty so nobody dont bump it and spill it all over yourself
12712251, Well you tap or say excuse me. I'm from the Bronx
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-28-15 11:22 PM
Where anything less could get your face sliced open with a box cutter.
12712933, sensational
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Jan-29-15 02:30 PM
12712974, you need many many more people lol
Posted by cgonz00cc, Thu Jan-29-15 02:57 PM
12711213, 9 times outta 10 im goin crotch first
Posted by mikediggz, Wed Jan-28-15 10:12 AM
12711427, whichever is creepiest
Posted by infin8, Wed Jan-28-15 11:55 AM
12711441, I usually go butt
Posted by JellyBean, Wed Jan-28-15 12:03 PM
except in the movies....I got crotch first-- don't ask me why
12711504, Ass. Because rubbing my dick across someone is really invasive
Posted by Hitokiri, Wed Jan-28-15 12:37 PM
nm
12711574, Ladies get the crotch. Rear for dudes.
Posted by 8-bit, Wed Jan-28-15 01:29 PM
12711624, I like saying excuse me and waiting for folks to move
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Wed Jan-28-15 01:56 PM
these days most people are bigger than me so if they refuse to move or too big to make adequate space, I use my hips and shoulders to jostle room.


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12711634, Public transportation problems
Posted by southphillyman, Wed Jan-28-15 01:59 PM
sardine ass niggas
12712173, post 43
Posted by deejboram, Wed Jan-28-15 09:28 PM
>sardine ass niggas
12712175, when the club look like this
Posted by deejboram, Wed Jan-28-15 09:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTFZkLufa1o
12711911, Strangely A+ post, would read again.
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Jan-28-15 04:26 PM
12712168, attractive women get the crotch. dudes and fat chicks i just push thru
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Wed Jan-28-15 09:19 PM
12712232, both for women, neither for dudes
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Wed Jan-28-15 10:57 PM
for dudes, I'm either waiting for the nigga to get outta my way or I'mma back up, but ain't no way I'm finna intentionally put myself that close to another dude where we rubbin body parts together 'cause, you know, it could be SoWhat and I ain't tryin to find out if the nigga booty is soft...


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D