This is going to be full of stunt-vertisements...and I'm ok with that! I got an hour left, let's make this happen!

as she came for her first time ever.

Accidentally channeling Snoop, I said "you don't love me, you just love my dick." And she said, "ILOVEYOURDICK!!! ILOVEYOURDICK!!!"

Super Bowl Sunday, 2007. Shit, that was 8 years ago, I need to top that shit this weekend then.

hot.


Was she a virgin? Or had she just never climaxed before?

Even our first two times, she didn't climax.

First time, she enjoyed it, but said she wasn't able to cum during sex, so she was good.

Second time, I came fast, and she seemed kinda upset, but didn't say anything.

Third time, which was this same day....I think she was getting close, but her silly ass started moaning and saying "pleaaaaase don't cum yet....pleaaaaase don't cum yet" and....I couldn't help but to cum. And she was PISSED, almost cussing me out. AND I didn't have any more condoms.

I ran to the closest Walgreens, with like basketball shorts on, sandals, and a crooked t-shirt, and got a box of 12. The teenage girls who worked there IMMEDIATELY busted out laughing HAAARD soon as I walked out.

I got back, she was acting like she was still pissed, so I had to kiss all on her and get her back in the mood, and...then I gave the best performance in life.

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some kind of way when you suck my dick"

This one chick who I had some flirty tension with for a while, we finally hooked up late like 4AM one night.

For some reason, my body was suuuuuuper sensitive, and she was just being way too damn active....so I was jumpy like a little ass kid. She was giving some wild head...and I kept on moving. She stopped at one point, looked up and smiled, and said "....I feel like I can just give you head all day...." and went right back to it.

who make my mouth literally water for their dicks...

I took that as a compliment lol

As for a real compliment? I was trying to stop talking to this guy and he told me that I should've never gave him some and said I had the best pussy ever. Lol

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I've heard a few things that made me stick my chest out but that one made me feel...enhanced. Like she walked around salivating at the thought of it, can't go too long without it. Like it was specific to me, how I smelled, tasted, touched, moved etc.

I guess I felt like a woman could always say something slick to feed my ego if they wanted but a craving? Just felt like it's hard to fake a craving.

The trippy thing is, I heard it from 3 different women at different points in my life too (high school, college, post college) and it tripped me out every time it was said.

that kissed better than a woman.

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that doesn't happen every day.

We worked together and she kind of ambushed me one day. She asked if I wanted to do lunch and I took her up on it. We get to her car- a nice as ride with spinners and the whole nine- she says she's too tired to drive and gives me the keys. Soon as I pull out of the lot, she leans over to undo my pants and winds up blowing me as I drive around.

After that, we'd spend breaks and lunches driving around while she blew me and we'd fuck after work. One day she didn't show up for work. When she came back and said she was in the hospital. Apparently I destroyed her IUD, a birth control device inserted into her uterus. I was concerned but she literally said "fuck that, thank you!"

After I left, she hit me up and wanted to meet after she got off work. I was broke and needed to conserve gas and couldn't do it. She told me she'd give me $60 to drive out so she could blow me. I took the offer because when is that ever going to happen again?

This isnt the best, but it is the most hilarious.

it was our first time together (my head game is Jameis Winston skrong, btw) but i was scared as fuck cuz she came from outta town and we were in a hotel and i was legit scared for a minute like "did she die...wtf is going on?!!?!?"

she woke up about 15 seconds later and we had some good laughs.

that said she couldn't see me anymore because she'd developed a problem with my penis occupying most of her time. I was also the first guy to popp in her mouth, which she loved, and the first one to make her cum half a dozen times, so she fantasized about it constantly.
Not a good thing when you're a teacher.

POOP in her mouth lol I was like wooooow

ain't no way an older white woman JUST took her first nut to the mouth.

She was recently divorced and their sex life was nonexistent for years before that. She was also quite reserved, surprisingly so actually. I shot in her face first and she didn't take it well with the first shot, but then when it kept coming (heavy volume) she visibly started enjoying it and I shoved my dick in her mouth to finish off. I was really turned on by that and she said that her husband finished too quick to even get that far.

>This is going to be full of stunt-vertisements...and I'm ok
>with that! I got an hour left, let's make this happen!
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Tried to play it off...

Lol.

from PIV sex.

or is that some new shit?

I was home from boarding school for the summer, preparing to go to football camp in Texas. I had hooked up with this 18 year old white girl who lived across the street from me.

I had eaten pussy on a few occasions before this time, but I don't think I knew much about what I had been doing down there, but this time was different. I had been watching pornos trying to develop a technique and figured I finally got it down and tried it out on ol girl.

While I'm down there doing my thang, her legs start to violently shake and she grabs the back of my head. I jumped up thinking I must've hurt her or something. I asked was she OK and she said that was the first time anyone had ever made her cum.

A week later I went away to football camp. When I came back, two weeks later, she had went away to college in Florida. I ran into her again about six years later, at her parents. By then she was married with a kid. I went to give her a hug and when I did she leaned in and whispered in my ear that no one still had made her cum as hard as I did that time.

And prior to that I never did a massage before. It was weird yet it got her in the mood for sex.

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huh

This is in college. She told ALL her friends about my D skills

It made my life so easy in college.

I knew her before she was a stripper and she went by the name Chocolate Thunder. Dark skint with a fatty... she was real popular so her cosign made me that nigga on campus.

One girl who she told rolled up on me in the cafeteria at breakfast and said "I'm not wearing any panties.."

now, i find talking about sex, or even reading about it, kind of boring and uninteresting lol

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talking about sex is just no longer interesting. i prefer to be doing it or watching it LOL

but posting about my sex life or reading about others? *snooze*

so because i feel that way, i must be employing some sort of defense mechanism? ew

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I find that reading about other people's experiences a little revolting. Like you said, doing or watching, anything else, no thanks.

I am attentive...
Been told on a helluva lot of occassions that I was a great lay.
My "manhood" endowment has also been complimented.

It is a wonder how stuff that defined me back then have no relevance now lol.

my vet told me that when I was 19.

She yelled that out when I was stroking at a certain angle and then, I guess, that one stroke hit that spot making her say that. Others have been:

1. "You're too big. You're gonna have me walking funny the next day."

2. "The best night I ever had with anyone was with you."

I've messed around and said that before too lol

1: "Didn't think it was possible to come from straight intercourse. I ain't know I could squirt either"

2: "My gynecologist asked if I had been seeing someone since the last visit, she said my uterus was moved to left just a tad off center"

and no lie....i've heard that like 5 or 6 times. i think i come off very aloof in general, but i'm so not. i'm a beast.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

I later read that sex is actually an anti-depressant, but I'm still taking that compliment...

I don't need a compliment. A thank you says everything. I'm old tho.

Maybe not the best compliment, but one of the most memorable.

an ex once told me he'd wanted to bang me upside my head whilst receiving oral one time.

but that's a tad on the disturbing side in retrospect.

(c) some older White woman I fucked on the eve of her 48th birthday.

Akinyele

so I could taste you when I'm not around."