So i told y'all coworker is letting me curve cats in her inbox

well this has moved to her phone.

Some nigga got her number though a mutual friend and started texting

this brahd aint text back once from 16 TEXTS...over a span of 3 weeks.

I tell her to block him. She won't upgrade her phone to do it(i say that's her own fault)

so he texts yesterday and she shows me

it says

"Hey beautiful just gimme a shot"

so i step in with that good shoot down

"Hey sorry, not interested can you stop texting me"

wrong move apparently

nigga put the full court press on.

gimme a shot
we can be friends
you woulda blocked me if u dint want to talk to me
i'll wear u down
if u had a man u wouldn't have replied

all that from my reply to him lol

she mad at me now cause he done sent 5 more texts today that she aint answered.

nigga sent her a pic this morning of ole boy Ving in Baby Boy naked cooking and the meme was like "Do u want sausage for breakfast"

she asked me does this stuff work?

I was like "I wouldn't know, i got game plus i aint gotta use tactics with all of this"

*Vanna White hands up and down self*