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Topic subjectMy mom one day found my hidden beeper and a pack of bidis in my bookbag
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12700650, My mom one day found my hidden beeper and a pack of bidis in my bookbag
Posted by Cenario, Fri Jan-16-15 11:29 AM
She thought the bidis was weed and that I was a drug dealer lol. One of my friends from school beeped me that day(i ain't never get beeps and he beeps me that day) and my mom thought it was for a sale lolz. She made me call him back while she listened on the other line. My boy saying all type of cusses, and 'that wasnt what your momma said last night' jokes. Then he proceeded to talk about how he was tryna smash this girl but she was fronting. I abruptly told him i had to go lol.

I remember the next day he thought i was hating on him until i told him my parents were listening on the other line.

My dad is a conspiracy theorist so he thought everything my boy said was some sort of drug related code.

Dont know what made me think about that today. Oh yeah i do, the whooping post.
12700667, My Mom thought me and my (then) Girlfriend were huffing paint
Posted by Adwhizz, Fri Jan-16-15 11:33 AM
Because she found some TUBES of paint that belonged to my girlfriend.

I was 31 when this happened by the way
12700676, If I left clothes at my girlfriends house, my mom
Posted by initiationofplato, Fri Jan-16-15 11:36 AM
used to think I sold them for drugs, hahaha.
12700677, lol
Posted by Cenario, Fri Jan-16-15 11:36 AM
>I was 31 when this happened by the way
12700674, My mom used to smell my fingers and search my pockets
Posted by initiationofplato, Fri Jan-16-15 11:35 AM
when I got home, the odd time, she would punch me in the face if she knew I was smoking cigarettes.

I remember when I got older she eased up a bit and found some weed I had in my pockets. She took it away. I asked her about it and she said it was gone, I told her I'm going to a party and that I didn't want to drink and she gave me my weed back. Hahaha

Recently we spoke about growing our own to make cannabis oil after she read about all the positive health effects of using it as a topical solution.

I used to bring home marijuana banana bread loaves as well and explicitly telling my church going father not to eat it and asking my mother to warn him. I used to love waking up and juicing fresh kale and broccoli, would fill me with a lot of good energy, and then I would have just enough of the loaf to feel. Was very euphoric and relaxing. The subtle high is much better than the baked out of your mind high.
12700678, I have a dairy intolerance so no calcium... yellowish eyes since 12
Posted by ThaAnthology, Fri Jan-16-15 11:37 AM
My Mom used to look at my eyes and SWEAR I smoked weed. (Not until 19ish actually). Every day after school she'd grab me up and look at my eyes like "What you been doin?"

By the time I started smoking she was so used to my eyes being effed up that she would just tell me to rest because I looked tired.

Life is hilarious.
12700679, Oh wow, bidis. I can remember my mind being blow the first time I tried
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Fri Jan-16-15 11:38 AM
some strawberry bidis. Being a sheltered I never imagined such a thing.
12700687, bidis were good until you learned they had rat shit on them.
Posted by initiationofplato, Fri Jan-16-15 11:39 AM
12700685, bidis make your lungs bleed (c) some rapper
Posted by deejboram, Fri Jan-16-15 11:39 AM
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12700686, but i leave a trail of bidis everywhere i go (c) E-40
Posted by deejboram, Fri Jan-16-15 11:39 AM
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12702125, rofl
Posted by Ezzsential, Mon Jan-19-15 05:25 AM

i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12700856, Lmao!
Posted by Amritsar, Fri Jan-16-15 12:46 PM
>She thought the bidis was weed and that I was a drug dealer
>lol. One of my friends from school beeped me that day(i ain't
>never get beeps and he beeps me that day) and my mom thought
>it was for a sale lolz. She made me call him back while she
>listened on the other line. My boy saying all type of cusses,
>and 'that wasnt what your momma said last night' jokes. Then
>he proceeded to talk about how he was tryna smash this girl
>but she was fronting. I abruptly told him i had to go lol.
>
12702124, i got arrested once when iwas like 14 and the cops thought that my bu
Posted by Ezzsential, Mon Jan-19-15 05:25 AM
biidis were weed...


i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI