•right this moment i tired.

•skype is the entire shit.
but i'm not going to skype with anyone else.
skyping with more than one person just seems...tawdry. lord, had i been up on this one, two years ago? NIGGA.
i stay primping whilst on.

•i offered an old elementary school friend my kidney. i think he'sa wee bit smitten now. *pause*

•jack is smart as a whip, but MAN, will he circumnavigate the hell outta doing some work -only to succeed once he does.

•could be the most magical wknd on record.

•i broke two door handles.

•hood lit has surprisingly prepared me.

•any woman who trusts the average man 100% is cray-cray.

•i jumped the gun throwing her shit out, i could have repurposed those frames.