Half of them be foreign Chinese or Indian
Other half is split between sex and the city WASP or Jews

neither group be having baby daddy stories

Nobody is trying to sneak to Mexico to attend the funeral of their ex narco drug smuggler boyfriend and leave their current husband and two kids in Chicago to do so.

Nobody has a nba squad (full twelve not only starting five) of dudes they are fucking on their grndr acct that they need to dwindle down
And on this list is their rabbi, cashier at whole foods, ex husband, baby daddy (who is not husband), weed man, etc

Shit is like a episode of nancy grace remixed with Jerry Springer.


But in the group of cubicles a couple over from mine is the acct payable group and I be overhearing baby daddy issues from them.
I'm sure these stories are correlated with salary and title.