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12696318, I tweeted this out but it needs a post: Coworker gossip
Posted by Geah, Mon Jan-12-15 02:23 PM
Okay so messican chick at the JO. She separated, 2 kids with 2 different dudes....Cant stay focused on a man to save her life
she done axed me to be her man whisperer.
Now she is STILL married on paper but they aint dealt in 2 years. They aint done the divorce yet.
So i ask her what her issue is and she tells me she wants to focus on ONE MAN
I say okay how many you talking to
she says
"Im talking to 9 dudes currently but i'm only sleeping with the preacher"
i laughed like shit.
Anyway out of the nine men she's hollan at
One is a black football coach at an east coast school that she met online
One is a black cop
One is a white fireman
One is a black preacher
One is a messican teacher
One is her first baby daddy(black)
One is a white car salesman
One is a black lawyer
One is a messican grad student
she gave me all the good and bad qualities of them all and we've narrowed them down to
football coach
preacher(i'm still laffin)
Fireman
she's partial to negroids
but she sees her luck aint been good with us.
She likes the preacher a lot, he runs a church and is in school so all he got time for is a quick tightening up and ghost.
I am still dying at that shit lol. She don't like how i laff at it....
Anyway She likes the football dude but don't wanna do long distance.....
Fireman treats her the nicest..i told her don't waste his time. He white and nice, u aint ready for that.
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12696321, I just wanna sit at your desk for one 8 hour shift
Posted by ThaAnthology, Mon Jan-12-15 02:28 PM
your job is fantastic...
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12696324, these niggas and niggettes need to all be fired.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Jan-12-15 02:30 PM
if they put as much energy in the actual work as they do the gossip, im sure that check-cashing place would be the toast of the industry.
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12696330, wow
Posted by ThaAnthology, Mon Jan-12-15 02:39 PM
but still... that sounds like so much fun hahaha.
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12696341, this don't get discussed at work fam
Posted by Geah, Mon Jan-12-15 02:47 PM
well at lunch yes but during work no.
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12696351, i dont believe you. but still - don't pay me no mind.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Jan-12-15 02:57 PM
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12696354, oh i don't nigga
Posted by Geah, Mon Jan-12-15 02:59 PM
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12696331, I bet she hasn't met half these dudes
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-12-15 02:39 PM
sounds like she just internet dating...
LOL at the Preacher getting the booty.
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12696334, of all the folk on that list
Posted by ThaAnthology, Mon Jan-12-15 02:40 PM
it's the preacha man who gets the bootie...
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12696342, she's met em all
Posted by Geah, Mon Jan-12-15 02:48 PM
been on at least one date with em all. Even football dude
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12696428, I'm impressed
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-12-15 04:25 PM
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12696333, she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as
Posted by ambient1, Mon Jan-12-15 02:40 PM
well keep her waters holy
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12696348, she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor ....LMAO!!!
Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Jan-12-15 02:52 PM
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12696382, RE: she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as
Posted by RaphaelSoulLee, Mon Jan-12-15 03:28 PM
YOOOUUUUNNNG!!! Hollid laffin'
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12696414, shit, lmao
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Jan-12-15 04:09 PM
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12696481, Tucking this joke in my pocket. Can't *wait* to use later.
Posted by MiQL, Mon Jan-12-15 05:27 PM
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12696599, RE: she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as
Posted by Tiggerific, Mon Jan-12-15 07:54 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!! That is too much!!!!
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Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Jan-12-15 04:27 PM
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12696497, Cool Story Bro.
Posted by Case_One, Mon Jan-12-15 05:51 PM
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"America, stop turning our Court Houses of Justice into Dens for Justified Murderers."
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