and both times i nearly froze my junk off. then another time i wore only a leotard and stockings (ZomBeyonce) - same deal, i thought i was gonna lose my manhood.

it gave me new understanding for women who choose to wear that clothing. first, i felt naked for the first few hours b/c it felt like i was outside in just my underwear (ZomBeyonce WAS just underwear). second, when the wind blew there was NO PROTECTION for my johnson. there was no where for my boys to seek shelter from the cold - they were just out there considering the dress and skirt and leotard are all made of such flimsy fabric. i had taken for granted how thick my usual pants are (aka denim jeans). third, i wore stockings w/the dress and they offered NO heat. so yeah, ladies might as well go bare-legged. fourth, i covered my legs w/Vaseline when i wore the skirt b/c i'd heard stories about my grandmother doing that to my mom doing that as kid. the Vaseline worked surprisingly well at keeping me warm! plus it made my gams really pop due to the shining.

anyway, yeah. never me. i will not ever be a transvestite.