Have we discussed this yet:

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

Water, protein, and kegels brehs. Thank me later.


Back to my point, fuck this school shit. Not even 72 hours in and I already hate the US healthcare system. Give me that Canadian system already. Bring on Le socialism.

I have a confession I'm nicer than I appear to be. My neighbors thought I was going to rob them only to ask me for help moving in after a few minutes. I assisted them and kept it moving. That was my good deed for the day.

Last night my friend sent me a link labeled as look at Jin on awards show. Oh well, you live and you learn not to take what your friends say seriously.

Is there some type of illness that causes men to throw up frequently because whatever that is, I have it. Screw getting a test tho.

Finally, Portland OKPs I'm coming on a fucking horse. Hide your sisters-in-law, hide your puppies, hide your smartphones, because I'm coming gotdammit. Okay don't hide your sisters-in-law if they're not racists and let me hold your smartphone for a few seconds. Yeah, I'm coming dammit.