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12691557, No Hyperbo' 'tended Does Taylor swift have THE flattest ass known 2 man
Posted by iKilan, Tue Jan-06-15 10:37 PM
No hate either... I've grown to appreciate the 80's type flat ass, but this:

http://bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/taylor-swift-white-girl-booty-shorts-1.jpg

http://ohn1.slausworks.netdna-cdn.com/newohnblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/BV3AIqMIEAEQrO-.jpg-large-225x400.jpg

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2014/08/TaylorSwift33.jpg


this has to be a record.
12691561, yeah, she's got no ass whatsoever
Posted by KiloMcG, Tue Jan-06-15 10:40 PM
12691566, I never paid any attention to her at all, but saw her on a show..
Posted by iKilan, Tue Jan-06-15 10:47 PM
maybe a couple days back.... she had on skin tight pants, and made sure to not be filmed from the back.

I mean... it made me curious.

I see a side view and i was like:
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/las-vegas-plice-warn-strip-clubs-floyd-mayweather-sexual-harassment.gif
12691562, She got Romney money. I'd eat that ass after a plate of enchiladas
Posted by Madvillain 626, Tue Jan-06-15 10:43 PM
12691569, LOL
Posted by iKilan, Tue Jan-06-15 10:47 PM
12691565, shes tall and lanky
Posted by falafel stand pimpin, Tue Jan-06-15 10:46 PM
and id lick the ring around her asshole
12691572, I was so close to making this a' would you Beat' Poll
Posted by iKilan, Tue Jan-06-15 10:48 PM
12691573, fuck it, i'm votin' yes.
Posted by KiloMcG, Tue Jan-06-15 10:49 PM
12691576, the answer would be yes
Posted by Nick Has a Problem...Seriously, Tue Jan-06-15 10:53 PM
12691581, I'd vote yes at an AKA meeting.
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Tue Jan-06-15 10:58 PM
12692167, LMAO!!!!
Posted by MaxPtah, Wed Jan-07-15 01:15 PM
12691578, She didn't get the 13.1 update. Must be a defect.
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Tue Jan-06-15 10:56 PM
12691591, how does she sit on them extended legs???
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Tue Jan-06-15 11:11 PM
I mean... How???

... she ain't got cakes, she got tortillas.

---------------------------

forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D
12691636, It's 56k. Still butt-fering.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Jan-07-15 04:26 AM
12691592, The second picture makes no sense
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Tue Jan-06-15 11:19 PM
Looks like Gumby out there
12691599, mind blowing, right?
Posted by iKilan, Tue Jan-06-15 11:42 PM
12691598, She lost weight to be karly kloss' body double...
Posted by ndibs, Tue Jan-06-15 11:38 PM
Not a good look.

Those chicks are like 5'11 130

Taylor has to be 5'9 120-125 ish these days, cause I'm 135 and bigger.

Her ass is concave.
12691602, had to google, but even she got more ass the Swift
Posted by iKilan, Tue Jan-06-15 11:45 PM
12691606, Swift is thinner than vs model thin
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 12:01 AM
http://media1.onsugar.com/files/2013/11/23/081/n/1922398/06fb280ee3ce4a47_2a.preview_tall.jpg

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/taylor-swift-karlie-kloss-honor-bar-main__oPt.jpg

She's basically runway thin. Id put her at 5'9 115 tops bc I had more ass at that weight.
12691612, I was about to say, just being thin thin doesnt make you assless..
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 12:22 AM
it can help, but not necessarily the case.

12691615, Guess she shook it off.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Jan-07-15 12:31 AM
12691616, well played
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 12:35 AM
12691634, She turned around and I saw a blank space, baby.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Jan-07-15 04:25 AM
12691635, The only teardrop shape in her mirror is on her guitar.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Jan-07-15 04:26 AM
12692152, meanwhile on big bang theory. ..
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Jan-07-15 01:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CkeFobE.jpg
12692233, Wait what is this? I need context?!??!
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Jan-07-15 01:42 PM

**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

http://blackpeopleonlocalnews.tumblr.com/
12693075, no you don't. I said Big Bang Theory. That's Penny.
Posted by Doronmonkflake, Wed Jan-07-15 10:54 PM
She fappened.
12691683, id beat it savagely
Posted by jswerve386, Wed Jan-07-15 08:21 AM
then go to the mall and hold hands.. lol

plus her bread is crazy.. yall niggas care about the booty a lil too much.
12691686, to the people who say "would hit" i say....
Posted by double negative, Wed Jan-07-15 08:30 AM
reconsider.


years ago I was with someone who had the same concept going on; pretty face, tall skinny, no curves


I shudder at the thought

and the experience turned me off on that body style a million percent.


do you though, go and fuck a potato sack full of angular bones
12691693, I don't get it...
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 08:44 AM
I know she got money and fame but that body is HORRIBLE.

12691715, there's nothing to 'get'.
Posted by tariqhu, Wed Jan-07-15 09:09 AM
she has a vagina.
12691718, then why is the money brought up so often?
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 09:12 AM
i support nigga thots on some gender equality shit but yea...

if u smashing bc she got money...i aint even mad at ya...but that's a pretty significant thing lol
12691760, in 2015 if you don't have a big ass or big tits
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 09:41 AM
(edit: but you have money) men expect you to go under the knife and buy some..
12691767, nah, too many people still look down on that
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 09:45 AM
men actually more often feel like its cheating lol

some dont care but many do

it's frowned upon unless u already selling sex or a reality star

12691833, not everyone likes a big butt or big boobs...
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 10:12 AM
I mean, I do.. but some don't.

12691769, It's a status thing. She's inaccesible
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-07-15 09:45 AM
12691793, cuz she's a celebrity?
Posted by tariqhu, Wed Jan-07-15 09:55 AM
money talk happens with oprah too. complete opposite body type than swift.
12691763, she has the perfect ideal white girl body.
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 09:43 AM
12691792, no
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed Jan-07-15 09:55 AM
12691820, not by a million
Posted by double negative, Wed Jan-07-15 10:05 AM
12691870, not really.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 10:30 AM
generally white girls and their admirers want white girls to have more curves than she has.

12691907, if it was 1991 and we were in HS
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 10:48 AM
12692681, for a pedo maybe.
Posted by Cenario, Wed Jan-07-15 05:19 PM
12693066, WRONG.
Posted by Starks dunked on Bulls, Wed Jan-07-15 10:38 PM
>
12692041, lol at this PSA...what are you trying to save them from?
Posted by gumz, Wed Jan-07-15 12:08 PM
12692304, this is lost on a lot of these cats...
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Wed Jan-07-15 02:19 PM
> go and fuck a potato sack full of angular bones

I know she got money and all, but you'll be expected to fuck her... Which will likely mean seeing her naked... And if y'all are the type cats that drool and stroke to the latest Instagram "model"(and I use that loosely), then you will likely have a tough time gettin it up for this chick. And if you manage to do that (haha), then you'll be expected to fuck... Just keep plenty of ice handy 'cause you WILL bruise your pelvic area when you flip her over and hit it from the back.
12691707, I'm convinced, you niggas are scared of sex.
Posted by Deadzombie, Wed Jan-07-15 09:06 AM
12691749, how in the world does this convince you of that
Posted by ThaAnthology, Wed Jan-07-15 09:33 AM
the chick is skinny... we don't have to fall over her because she has a vagina... there is MUCH thirst here if anything. No... she is entirely too thin for my taste. The no-ass thing is major for me because I like nice asses...

We can have discerning taste and we can be different. I am not moved by Daniel-son's lil sister in the least, money or not. Scared of sex, no... scared of wack sex with a boney chick and getting jabbed in the side, kneed in the ribs... and backshots with those hip bones... hell naw fam.

We ain't scared of sex... just not all of us deem her worthy the L.D.
12691754, I think that's true of the guys who say they'd bone her.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 09:38 AM
Bc NOThING about her body says 'sex' except her assumed vagina. To look at her and think about sex - i can't see it. Even if I could see the vadge - I assume it looks like one of those offering envelopes at church. I think my dick would catch a paper cut from the intercourse.
12691759, LOL.. exactly
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 09:41 AM


12691761, yea, she's built mad pre-pubescent
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 09:42 AM
12691786, Uhh, what woman DO you find sexy
Posted by Adwhizz, Wed Jan-07-15 09:52 AM
12691872, curvy women.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 10:31 AM
i like women w/more tits and ass. MUCH MORE tits and *MUCH MORE* ass than what Taylor's packing.
12691834, but arent you....? nevermind
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Wed Jan-07-15 10:13 AM
jesus
12691874, i'm a keen observer and i recognize sex and sexiness.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 10:33 AM
that woman has neither going for her.

looking at her body she carries none of the signifiers of sexiness (except for her lips). i assume she has secondary sex characteristics that mark her as an adult woman but looking at her i can't see them. so i am left w/assumption.

that's what i mean when i say nothing about her says 'sex'. she has the body of a child mannequin.
12691875, LMAO.
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Wed Jan-07-15 10:33 AM
>Even if I could see the vadge - I assume it looks like one of
>those offering envelopes at church. I think my dick would
>catch a paper cut from the intercourse.
12692849, LOL
Posted by SHAstayhighalways, Wed Jan-07-15 07:38 PM
12691711, if she ever gets fat...
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 09:08 AM
shes gonna look like that badly built chick thats always dancing in her PJs on facebook

shit's disturbing to watch quite frankly

she literally has feet, ankles, calves, thighs, asscrack, waist...

there are no cheeks...none...just upper thighs parted by a largely unnecessary asscrack
12691756, I've smashed chicks built like that, they're called models
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-07-15 09:39 AM
it's not my preferred body type, but sometimes you want to fuck a beautiful, leggy woman. To be fair, even among chicks with that body type, T Swift has an amazing paucity of cakes.
12691762, Sir, you are correct. Models have no Butt Cakes at all..
Posted by Case_One, Wed Jan-07-15 09:42 AM

.
.
.
"America, stop turning our Court Houses of Justice into Dens for Justified Murderers."
12691765, some do
Posted by John Forte, Wed Jan-07-15 09:44 AM
especially the lingere/swimsuit types. I'd seen some RAIL thin models with the lil poke-out.
12691775, yea, those are great
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 09:47 AM
quite familiar with most body types but slim with poke-outs gotta be my fav
12691789, I sir have dated models with
Posted by ThaAnthology, Wed Jan-07-15 09:52 AM
more body than that...
12691846, I tried but it was painful...
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 10:19 AM
hugging a skinny model chick is like hugging a bag of little league bats...

12693034, yuup
Posted by Ezzsential, Wed Jan-07-15 10:09 PM

i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12693035, ya'll already voted face over body when i made a poll recently so,
Posted by Ezzsential, Wed Jan-07-15 10:09 PM

i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12691781, i'd take miley over her any day
Posted by Cenario, Wed Jan-07-15 09:50 AM
as long as miley doesn't speak
12691832, you'd still smash
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Wed Jan-07-15 10:12 AM
>as long as miley doesn't speak
12691871, Idk why we cant appreciate the spectrum of women's asses
Posted by Amritsar, Wed Jan-07-15 10:30 AM
We dont do this over titties do we?
12691877, yes, we do this over those too.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 10:34 AM
my goodness...yes. we go in on flat-chested celebs.

to the point where small-breasted women have formed 'itty bitty titty' support groups to make themselves feel better.
12693026, Yup. I remember waay more posts/replies here going in on flat-chested hoes
Posted by Amritsar, Wed Jan-07-15 10:03 PM
Than on small booty women


My. Bad.


>my goodness...yes. we go in on flat-chested celebs.



12691949, I like titties of all sizes...but with ass, it's more about shape than size.
Posted by Lardlad95, Wed Jan-07-15 11:13 AM
If that shit looks like an empty manila folder that shit is disconcerting.

Skinny ain't got shit to do with it, cuz I've seen skinny chicks put what little body fat they do have to good use.


"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard
12692065, this is sarcasm right?
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 12:27 PM
12691894, She's soooo confident in that 3rd pic. It's endearing.
Posted by JFrost1117, Wed Jan-07-15 10:41 AM
That was the same night she thought she could Bankhead Bounce, lol.
12691926, that pose cracked me up in the context of this post.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 10:59 AM
she has the nerve to encourage backshots!

she tried it.
12692060, RE: that pose cracked me up in the context of this post.
Posted by JFrost1117, Wed Jan-07-15 12:25 PM
She could replace that awful pic of Snoop in that "that one auntie that swear she can steal anybody's man" meme.
12692435, lol
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Jan-07-15 03:15 PM
12691895, Paris Hilton
Posted by Marla, Wed Jan-07-15 10:42 AM
Her bottom isn't just flat, it tucks up under her legs underbooty style. That underbooty plus the long torso, plus her occasional swayback positioning makes it look like something is there, butt nah.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5971/1000314321555557parishi.jpg

http://www.sawfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Paris-Hilton-in-Bikini-at-the-Beach-in-Malibu-10.jpg
12692163, LMAO.
Posted by Pete Burns, Wed Jan-07-15 01:14 PM
12692916, somehow still had more ass than taylor
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 08:28 PM
12691954, flattest ass I ever seen was in Richmond at a Chinese Restaurant
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 11:17 AM
My roommate ran home and told us to go check it out.

It went IN... like, it actually went inwards and then her thigh went back out.

She had on leggings and they were baggy in the ass.

Shit was famous around campus.
12692123, Best sex I've had was with a woman that had no ass at all.
Posted by BlassFemur, Wed Jan-07-15 12:56 PM
I'm actually glad I experienced it or I'd still think there was a major difference.
12692132, your avi tho..LOL
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jan-07-15 01:02 PM
12692138, I know right. lol
Posted by BlassFemur, Wed Jan-07-15 01:04 PM
12692144, Same here, at least top 3 best I ever had.
Posted by Binladen, Wed Jan-07-15 01:06 PM
12692161, your avi tho..LOL
Posted by BlassFemur, Wed Jan-07-15 01:13 PM
lol...this shit is too ironic.
12693097, ?
Posted by Binladen, Wed Jan-07-15 11:31 PM
12692142, I was gonna say Ke$ha but a google search reveals she has implants now
Posted by Chanson, Wed Jan-07-15 01:06 PM
Butt shots or something.
12692158, Not a fan of her at all, has nothing to do with her
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Wed Jan-07-15 01:11 PM
body shape, weight, lack of ass or anything. She has no sexiness factor at all. She can't dress either.

There are plenty of tall thin white girls who would get it and she is
not on that list.


12692188, I remember reading where someone said she was built like a crableg
Posted by MaxPtah, Wed Jan-07-15 01:24 PM
No Jameis-o
12692335, lol
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jan-07-15 02:33 PM
12692388, found this...I lub the web http://i57.tinypic.com/2j4zyi9.jpg
Posted by MaxPtah, Wed Jan-07-15 02:56 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/2j4zyi9.jpg
12692869, LOLOLOLOL
Posted by SHAstayhighalways, Wed Jan-07-15 07:48 PM
12692389, dub post
Posted by MaxPtah, Wed Jan-07-15 02:56 PM
.
12692253, I appreciate the fact she hasn't had surgery
Posted by YoungBaldwin, Wed Jan-07-15 01:51 PM
makes her "I love myself" anthems seem more genuine.
12692670, very little ass, yet i would not pass
Posted by cgonz00cc, Wed Jan-07-15 05:15 PM
Skinny like Taylor Swift is so much more acceptible to me than women overflowing with synthetic filler

Plus you know she gives that "PLEASE STAY WITH ME FOREVER!" head
12692726, agreed
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 05:51 PM
12692824, BRUH: http://taylors-ass.tumblr.com/
Posted by double negative, Wed Jan-07-15 07:21 PM
http://taylors-ass.tumblr.com/


im crying tears.
12692826, which has 124 pages.......of....her...ass.
Posted by double negative, Wed Jan-07-15 07:22 PM
now that I look some more I think she just has a VERY VERY VERY long torso that terminates at a very low point.


either way, I'm still laughing like fuck
12692850, like extra vertebrae
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 07:38 PM
12692847, i feel like miley cyrus' cakes was more flat
Posted by SHAstayhighalways, Wed Jan-07-15 07:37 PM
12692853, real life i feel like anytime i feel down for being mad thin i should
Posted by SHAstayhighalways, Wed Jan-07-15 07:39 PM
look pics of her scantily clad
she makes me feel like buffy the body
12692880, basically...lol that's what i was saying earlier, skinny girl got ass..
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 07:58 PM
just not taylor

or Miley...

looking at some of these pics, it might be a tie between the two, but maybe a SLIGHT edge to miley.
12692903, Post jack: is Taylor swift as a big a pop star as beyonce?
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Wed Jan-07-15 08:16 PM
Maybe I work with too many white people now
12692911, Bigger.
Posted by CaptNish, Wed Jan-07-15 08:23 PM
Look at the numbers.
12692926, you also gotta look at exposure. Bey is everywhere
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 08:35 PM
12693016, They bey brand is bigger. Taylor sells more music....
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 09:57 PM
>Look at the numbers.

And has more hardcore fans.

Beyonce and Katy perry are a international super stars.
Taylor is Americas sweetheart.


12693027, I don't think Taylor has more hardcore fans.
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Wed Jan-07-15 10:03 PM
The Swifties are serious but the #beyhive is a damn religion.

TSwift13 doesn't elicit responses like this http://youtu.be/55bkOHc4cqM


For whatever reason, Bey's never been able to translate her fandom to real sales, though. (I have my theories about that too... I feel her ubiquity kinda works against her)
12693044, Yes she does...
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 10:15 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XtVWJJZZ-ng

And ppl don't buy beyonce's records cause they're not that serious of fans. A woman might by a lipstick in a commercial she's in bc they think she's beautiful and sexy and aspire to that. A man might follow her Instagram cause she's sexy and they want to look like her. But not her record bc they don't like her like they're hanging on to every word she says or feel some kind of deep emotional connection to her like taylor swift.
12693052, That's part of my theory
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Wed Jan-07-15 10:21 PM
>And ppl don't buy beyonce's records cause they're not that
>serious of fans. A woman might by a lipstick in a commercial
>she's in bc they think she's beautiful and sexy and aspire to
>that. A man might follow her Instagram cause she's sexy and
>they want to look like her. But not her record bc they don't
>like her like they're hanging on to every word she says or
>feel some kind of deep emotional connection to her like taylor
>swift.

But you know that in today's economy, a successful artist is a lot more than just record sales... In fact, record sales can often be a relatively small portion of a successful artist's portfolio, because sales don't mean shit anymore.

You said before that Beyonce is a bigger brand. I agree... her brand is more diverse.

And I think she's also affected by the fact that she is nominally an "urban" artist, and the "urban" market is probably the most heavily pirated. Meanwhile, Taylor still has at least one foot in Nashville and the country audience is one of the *least* pirating.

(There are some other components to it too, of course)
12693055, their fan bases are different thats the only real difference
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 10:22 PM
Taylor has little cross over appeal

her fans are kids, soccer moms, country, and white teeny boppers, maybe Europeans

Bey has Gays, teens, black, latin, soccer moms, dancers, hip hop, the hood, asia, africa, pop, church, and some crossover.

i think bay wins as far as visibility

taylor wins as far has her demo actually supports in itunes.

12693062, Nah millenial chicks listen to taylor swift and Nikki minaj
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 10:35 PM
Her reach is pretty strong...
12693069, i think bey gotta bigger hold on that demo
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 10:41 PM
12692928, >>>
Posted by cgonz00cc, Wed Jan-07-15 08:36 PM
12693018, In the us yes, in the world no.
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 09:58 PM
12693032, she got that little white girl bump at the bottom
Posted by Ezzsential, Wed Jan-07-15 10:08 PM

i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI
12693037, nah she don't
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 10:11 PM
12693054, Her butt isn't that bad
Posted by ndibs, Wed Jan-07-15 10:22 PM
She wears flats a lot and slouches while most celeb women wear heels which pokes the ass out.
12693060, i didnt say bad, i said flat. aint NO amount of heels gonna poke that out
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 10:28 PM
her legs are already long....


I dont think she is unattractive. She just has NO booty. thats just like saying she is skinny or tall.

is what it is.
12693068, It's admirable how she accepts it though
Posted by Starks dunked on Bulls, Wed Jan-07-15 10:41 PM
Instead of getting work done.
12693072, true
Posted by iKilan, Wed Jan-07-15 10:49 PM
12693146, she doesn't know any better
Posted by JayEmm, Thu Jan-08-15 02:29 AM
she was probably raised by a pack of flat-ass folks

likely still surrounds herself with those similarly-shaped longbacks to this day



she doesn't know any better