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Topic subjectConfession Monday: I haven't felt sexy since the baby was born
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12690134, Confession Monday: I haven't felt sexy since the baby was born
Posted by deejboram, Mon Jan-05-15 01:17 PM
I didn't go to the gym much in 2014
I let myself go
I'm not big
I actually lost weight but gained a few percent in BF so you can only see shadows of my abs

I don't feel sexy no more
It's mainly sleep deprivation
I ain't had a good night of sleep in 9.5 months
It's like every other week baby got a new milestone and we adjust our lives to fit it

She is walking now at 9 months so we have had to re arrange the living room to accommodate for this
She can get to shit faster so can't be laying stuff down
Not even a glass or bottle of water because she WILL attack that shit

She needs new sippy cups as she has progressed

She got teeth now so food choices and textures have changed

She communicates to us more like a child now so we adjust

But yeah, I don't feel like that 22 year old stud no more
Nigga feeling 30 and shit

No more going out getting stupid drunk then coming home to bang that thing out
You come home after midnight you better enter as quietly as possible and lay your ass on the couch until sunrise!

Don't even think about kissing your baby with liquor on your breath

All this responsibility has sapped my sexiness

I can't even hug my wife on the couch without my daughter running over and wanting to get in on the action
I was like damn girl, she was my wife before she was yo momma!

Keep it sexy!