My wife thinks so and will let me hear it
I just laugh my head off

Not sure if anyone else went through it but first time mom's be on some super over protective shit

Like she act like I'm the uncle or step dad
LoL

Outfits I pick out ain't fly enough
Ok. I don't care. Her mom's dress better than me.
So what. You pick out all the outfits then and I will put them on her.

Oh, you say I'm putting this small ass shirt over her head too rough?
Gtfoh, all babies react like that

Once a dude learns to roll with punches like that, his life becomes easier.

You got too much applesauce on the spoon you going to choke her!
LoL
I'm like muthafucka it is APPLESAUCE she will swallow that shit like spit and KIM



When you got somebody mixing old wives tales and shit they read on the internet, it make for an interesting household.