Y'all give it up to that nigga. He put in the work. Filled out the application, got all of his papers together and, as of tomorrow, he will officially be recognized as his own county by the State of Maryland.

I can't give that fat nigga enough props.

See, THAT'S how you turn a negative (see: utter fatassery) and turn it into a positive. The rest of you fat niggas can learn something from him. You out here at the buffet and shit, and he 'bout to be his own zip code and get a private mailman.

Fat to the future, nigga!

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*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*