| Go back to previous topic |
| Forum name | General Discussion |
| Topic subject | Damn. |
| Topic URL | http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=12685897 |
12685897, Damn.
Posted by kaori_dalessio, Mon Dec-29-14 10:32 AM
so I've been friends with a ridiculously fine woman for about 10-11 years. i always wanted to get the drawls, but we were cool and she was dating some dude for most of that time.
well the other night, I stopped by her crib to drop off some stuff from a group of friends we share that I had just visited. She opened the door lip gloss shining, baby hair banging, no drawls and a full camel foot (not a cameltoe, but a foot) staring a brotha in the face.
I knew at that moment, she was getting this dick.
Make a long story short, I had ol' girl bent over her couch and I was killin' that thang. Then I did what all of us men do--I grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them cakes all the way apart and then this thought went through my mind...
"What the fuck is that?!?!?"
Maaaaan!!! Homegirl had a big ass piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole!!!
I had to get up off that thang!! She was like, "What's wrong?!?!?" My response was, "You don't know????"
I ended up leaving...
|
12685903, Unless she actually shat on your dick, leaving over that is a fucking L fam.
Posted by Lardlad95, Mon Dec-29-14 10:36 AM
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard
|
12686268, RE: ^^^
Posted by astralblak, Mon Dec-29-14 02:32 PM
story sound fraud anyway
|
12685904, MANDATE
Posted by deejboram, Mon Dec-29-14 10:37 AM
.
|
12685913, hmmm that probably means that ass was phat
Posted by southphillyman, Mon Dec-29-14 10:44 AM
depending on the chick there can def be some hygiene issues when that buttcrack is deep
it's the cost of doing business imo
|
12686003, what a twist!!
Posted by SooperEgo, Mon Dec-29-14 11:52 AM
|
12686009, at least she was trying to wipe her ass clean
Posted by Binlahab, Mon Dec-29-14 11:54 AM
If that's all it takes to turn you off...
|
12686020, wtf
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Dec-29-14 12:08 PM
i woulda took a baby wipe or wet soapy rag to that ass myself...
or told her to and went right back at it...cool porn prose tho
wtf yo
|
12686396, lol
Posted by Chat_bouts, Mon Dec-29-14 03:31 PM
|
12686041, happened to a homie
Posted by Riot, Mon Dec-29-14 12:25 PM
But chick had 'trifling' red flags all before that
This case sounds a little different
|
12686053, you think she left it in there for you to see?
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Dec-29-14 12:30 PM
Unless it was shit stained I wouldn't trip... its an ass.
Shit happens
|
12686058, how big are we talking? more than one square?
Posted by veritas, Mon Dec-29-14 12:32 PM
|
12686109, lol biggest duh moment in history??
Posted by Cenario, Mon Dec-29-14 01:12 PM
>I knew at that moment, she was getting this dick.
|
12686600, LOL
Posted by RexLongfellow, Mon Dec-29-14 06:21 PM
I knew, at that moment, she was reading the Hunger Games
|
12686200, RE: Damn.
Posted by imperial, Mon Dec-29-14 02:00 PM
This post took a sharp left quick
and left skeed marks.
_____________________________________________________
miserable niggas yo
cant let nobody have nothing
"god save the queen pip pip cheerio tea time princess di" ass niggas (c)white desus
|
12686584, yeah, that would fuck up my mojo.
Posted by tariqhu, Mon Dec-29-14 05:57 PM
I'd prolly give it another shot later tho.
|