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12684198, The one thing my wife hates to catch me doing...
Posted by CRichMonkey, Wed Dec-24-14 04:55 PM
Nothing.

Like, if I'm just sitting down, perusing the internets, and not engaged in any kind of activity she gets mad at me.

Like, because I'm awake and alive, I need to be doing some shit. Sometimes ain't shit to do and I'm tryna enjoy my vacation.

But nah, if I'm just on ass and staring at the wall, that's a problem.

That's why I always keep some shit close to me while I'm chillin' so I can say, "Oh, I'm 'bout to..." when she catches me. Like, I'll grab the drill or pull out a bowl and sit down and watch TV, so when she come at me I can say "I was 'bout to hang these pictures" or "Man, you know I was fitna marinate some shit."

Shit, I'm sitting here right now on OKP with three envelopes sitting on the table 'cause I'm "paying some bills."

I know I'm not the only one.


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