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I dunno who sent em.

I mean what the fuck is going on with the pair on the left? You couldn't wear these on mushrooms. Nope. No way. I mean there's what like 3-4 different patterns just all kind of mushed together in a nonsensical fashion? And none of said patterns are all that appealing individually either. Look like something somebody's kid made on bring your damn daughter to work day or something. If a person wore these on strong hallucinogens they would 100% chop their feet off with a tomahawk or a hatchet.

The right ones actually fulfill a need as lately I've had a lot of people coming up to me to challenge me to a game of backgammon on my ankles and I haven't been able to oblige them.

Thanks a million you silent rogue, whoever you are. I'll wear these with pride.














when I wear tall boots.







I'm clowning too much on somebody anonymous who has my full name and home address...I did say I liked "bold socks." Touche, salesman.