>im sayin
>i know what very ripe bananas/plantains look like
>im saying even if i start with very ripe ones my shit still
>come out a lil dry like tostones
>it be pissing me off too because it fucks up my breakfast
>i like to (be looking FORWARD TO) a nice set of buttery
>scrambled eggs and some nice sugary golden platanos and salty
>hickory smoked tocino
>but the platanos be the big sugary let down
>bacon be salty and on point as it needs to be

Why are you calling bacon Tocino?