Cause they're not gonna...

I always assumed, they'd be too sick to leave the house. But, I just took my sickly flu ridden self to whole foods (for probiotics and sauerkraut) and bath and body works (for hand sanitizer) then wal mart for food.

Now I'm home passed out on the couch again, where I've been for the last 3 days except a few hours when I went to the post office to spread Christmas cheer.

Knowing what I know now, i'd go get that flu vaccine.