>(1a. wait a minute how can I steal what I helped create??)
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>2. Did you know Boobies McGhee is still my favorite nickname
>EVAR?

YOU EARNED IT.
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>3. What does the Almighty Fappy One fap to these days?

MAINLY MY FILTHY IMAGINATION, which is fueled by my polyamorous Tinder-addict neighbor who kind of wants to bang me and my wife, and various flirty encounters that I have to punch myself in the crotch to not respond to.

Women are awesome.

But my God, do you all SUCK.