dude i was seeing was adamant that he didn't want anymore kids. i said then just get a vasectomy...his fear was that he'd be that percentage that his gun wouldn't work..smh.

he finally went...after the surgery i came <---no pun to his house the next day and he wanted to test the wares....he came 3 times and was like, 'oh shit, i'm super horny now'.

i said, 'well, it's probably just the stress relief from thinking you could get someone pregnant'

he said, 'true'.

then i said, 'but, you know you are probably still holding some gold medal swimmers for a bit until you go check again'.

LMAO...we used condoms so no biggie but the friction from the condom to the stiches must've been a BIATCH...not my problem.