lol.... Sometimes in life we make silly decisions. This was one of mine.

Seems like something they would have told you.

The first few times busting after that were fucking weird. Like I could feel my vas deferens expanding and whatnot.

As told lol

if he could get it up...uhm..HELLO it's ME...of course you can.

i think he said he was sore afterwards...lol...oh well.

one u know there are still bullets in that gun?
and two wtf u gotta still be swollen and sore how horny do u have to be to feel like u just got kicked in the nuts by a horse and still want to get on with the come on

Lol yes I know. She has an iud so we're good. The objective is for her to get that taken out once I'm all clear. Thing is super uncomfortable.

And yea man I was pretty hard off lol

Yea that iud really fucks with the sexual experience lol

dude i was seeing was adamant that he didn't want anymore kids. i said then just get a vasectomy...his fear was that he'd be that percentage that his gun wouldn't work..smh.

he finally went...after the surgery i came <---no pun to his house the next day and he wanted to test the wares....he came 3 times and was like, 'oh shit, i'm super horny now'.

i said, 'well, it's probably just the stress relief from thinking you could get someone pregnant'

he said, 'true'.

then i said, 'but, you know you are probably still holding some gold medal swimmers for a bit until you go check again'.

LMAO...we used condoms so no biggie but the friction from the condom to the stiches must've been a BIATCH...not my problem.

scale of 1 to 9???


fiddyleven thousand.

It's like having your nuts kicked over and over or like having them crushed in a table vice for 6-7 days.

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

After surgery about 6, after sex like 8 lol

'cause when I had mine done a few years ago all I could think about was the 24/7 feeling of getting kicked in the nuts.

The very next day, my son was acting a fool running around the crib and I snatched him up, and the pain almost cause me to drop him.

Had mine done on a Friday and was back at work on a Monday, but I had to tell my team lead what was up 'cause that pain made it hard as fuck to concentrate on my project.

and... be careful, it's easy to pop your stitches. I did on both sides one after the other.

For some reason that's all I could think about. Through the pain and all...

They talmbot weeks...Fuck that lol

yo you supposed to be at least 3 days with the frozen peas before doing that....

surprised your joint aint backfire and blow your leg off...

Lol I know man. Not smart at all

In most circumstances I am one of those "I know my own body" types.

But when the vasectomy doc said wait 3 weeks...I waited 4.

YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF GOING RAW FOREVER..Did you ask them to save some sperm just in case you want a child later?

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I retired lol

the end of the year. did you do regular or the no incision joint?

Holla at Georgia Urology Decatur, Dr. Keith Levinson

http://www.gaurology.com/locations/decatur/

I had the no scalpel procedure where they basically make a small incision in your scrotum and work through there. It's closed afterwards with one stitch. Very little pain and swelling (there is some) compared to other procedures.

I drove myself there and back home. I did it on a Friday so I could rest up the weekend, but I could have gone to work the next day.

thanks but I have an consultation appointment with someone recommended by my primary. hopefully, I can get this done before the end of the year.

I want to get the no scalpel work. the limited pain & swelling is what I'm after.

is 2-3 weeks with no sex the norm?

My surgeon recommended 14+ but I think I ended waiting at least 3 weeks just off timing. They also want you to have ejaculated about 12 times or 6 weeks before going unprotected. I got tested after 6 weeks, and there was still a weak swimmer or two left, so I went protected another 2-3 weeks.

thanks for the info.

I may still check out your doc's office. my appt isn't til 12/26 and that's for the consult. might be pushing it to get this done by the end of year.

where they pull the tubes through the incision, cut/cauterize them, then put 'em back.

My problem is that they used a local on me and I'm extremely resilient to that shit. It took him forever to get started 'cause I was always hollering about pain. He was threatening to have to reschedule to put me under if it didn't start working soon (same shit my dentist has told me).


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

all of what you experienced lol. that sounds horrible.

I had zero issues during the operation. In fact I think the operation itself gave me the false sense of security to do what I did lol

and hope I can hold out for about 3 weeks. damn that sounds like a long time.

Five days mandatory then whenever you feel comfortable after that

I split one of my fingers open once and it required a trip to the ER for stitches. The doc had to shoot my hand up five times in order to really numb it to the point where they could apply the stitches, but even then I could still feel it a bit.

I had one of my wisdom teeth pulled after it had cracked. Same problem, the dentist shot up my mouth over and over in order to numb it. After 30 minutes of trying and I don't know how many shots it was finally numb enough to pull it but I started feeling again just as he pulled it out.

Yours will likely be effortless. I just have this lil special issue.