once was during a bender. i had been drinking since forever
so against my better judgment i ordered some food.

it was quite terrible, even by drunk food standards.

the same person that brings me drinks brought the food.
i ate at the table. yes, strippers still ask if you want a dance while you are eating.
she sat on my lap while i ate stale tasting wings and lukewarm mozzerela sticks.
we negotiated about me going to the VIP room, i didn't finish my food because
my god, was it terrible.




the second time i was in an even sleazier strip club that
counter intuitively had much better food.

it was a buffet line.
they catered fajitas from a major restaraunts.
they also had collards, mashed potatoes, and other sides.

my god, was this food delicious.
they gave tiny little plates so i had to go through the (long) line
several times before i got my fill.

none of the strippers approached ppl in the buffet line,
but they did approach me for dances while i ate food while sitting at a chair.

the food at this strip club only was there for an hour.
once the caterer was gone, i don't think there were other options for food.
i left after i ate because the stripper i talked to was overcharging for
what she was willing to offer in the VIP room.